Let's see if the title of this episode attracts or repels listeners.

• We spend just a little time on Ms Swift early and then move on to our random list of topics that you've grown to love/hate.
• We now have downloads from 4 countries:  USA (USA! USA!), Germany, India and now Canada.  How's it goin' up there, eh?  Nice fires you hoser.
• Mark's pop culture reference is from about 1980.
• We talk a little imploded submarine
• Jim's thing falls off right before he describes how awesome his first sponsor-deal beer went down.
• A jazz version of the Newt's promo (free form, long, hard to know when it ended, few will enjoy it)
• Tipping the Pull Tab Lady
• Back to the 50's Car Show
• The Ascertainers call the neighbor kid's grad party a "Public Appearance"
• All in the Family
• Jim realizes he swore too much and will get better
• Mark makes us wait until the 9th inning for his signature coalminers/cartoon/whistle laugh
• Mark reveals our identity crisis--we're TRYING!

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