THIS WEEK!!! Dr. Orgasmatron 4000 and Country Breakfast are here for the second (OF FOUR!!) episodes where we climb into the big pool, put the horse blinders on, and grope in the dark for reality and a sense of purpose. We fail--miserably--in that regard, but we DO come up with a song about (the) Amazon, Candiru, Cayman, and proceed to kick it into high gear with a tale of a man who shoots fish from his pee hole, as a super hero. Yeah, a super hero, for sure. Marvel, you have our email. 

SHOOT, THE, FISH, CANNONNNNNNNN!!!!!!