THE ABUSE HOUR
THE ABUSE HOUR
COFFEE LONG
20-year Spec-Ops Veteran and All-Around Nice Guy with cold takes and hot tips on life in a dying empire.buymeacoffee.com/[email protected]/THEABUSEHOURWe cover current news stories and various hustles from national to local. We'll examine events in context of misrepresented historical events and offer ways ahead for people focused on survival as the circus and its faux economy collapses.Social issues and recent tensions are discussed in a manner to help people wake up to the nefarious alliances and agendas that have gripped our society.For survivalist types, we'll discuss tactics and techniques for staying one step ahead of trouble, making yourself a hard target, and disappearing into the background.We'll analyze the source of contentious events, offer insight on the causes, effects, and unseen bad actors associated with these events, and discuss what these occurrences mean for the future.Unlike other News and Commentary podcasts, THE ABUSE HOUR pulls no punches and tells you what's what, who's involved, who benefits, and of course, who ends up holding the bag at the end of the night.As time permits, your ill-tempered but good-natured host, Coffee Long, will do his level best to help you laugh just so you won't cry during this train wreck we call the current year.Brief respite from daily life in the ABSOLUTE STATE OF AMERICA is offered in, among other forms, occasional red-hot recipes for outstanding cocktails to stiffen the spirit and dull the pain.Episodes are recorded in a range of exotic locations, from the Mobile Doomsday Studio, the Secret Underground Lair, and a host of soundproof hotel suites situated inconspicuously in various locales across greater metropolitan America.This podcast is available on literally every platform where controversial content is permitted, Hunt it down, fire it up, and become part of the problem.You can support our efforts at the link above where you can throw in a few cents or become a bigger threat to the Globalists by become part of the ABUSE HOUR GOON SQUAD for a paltry 5 bucks per month.If you have a Hot Take, a perspective to offer, ask a question, or you just want to blow off some steam and espouse the merits of Central Banking, you can leave a message on the ABUSE HOUR HOTLINE at the number listed above.Ladies adore it, gentlemen respect it, and if it was put together any better you'd swear it was a PsyOp.
EP178 - EPISODE OF WOE
Technically deficient with sub-standard content, but if a mindless rant on airports and Asian bar-girls is what you want, this is the episode for you.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Aug 5
1 hr 7 min
EP177 - SHNOOK BRITCHES
More bad movies, conflict escalation, and picking out the perfect spare tire.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jul 25
59 min
EP176 - BLONDE BROCCOLI
A high-energy rant on military uniforms and who gets away with what, more humiliation, and the face that launched a thousand manhunts.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jul 22
1 hr 12 min
EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR
EP175 - GHEY MENS CHOIR: A short episode, but extra-ranting. A laugh at the recently departed, the werewolf thought process, and figuring out what kind of bar you are.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jul 13
37 min
EP174 - AMERICAN HISTORY X-FACTOR
Celebrity weddings, Brit-Bong cops, a Citizen Vigilante revisit, and a focus on empire collapse for Weimerica’s 250th.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jul 3
1 hr 6 min
EP173 - PANIC CLOSET
Good scotch, bad cinema, and the subtle art of being highly suspicious of literally everyone.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jun 28
1 hr 5 min
EP172 - GRABBLER’S PAW
A short and unsatisfying episode with some thoughts on basketball Americans and a follow-up on not diming yourself out as the scene gets hectic in the Urban Hellscape.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jun 22
42 min
EP171 - MAN-LOVE THURSDAY
[entertainment purposes only - don’t take everything so serious, goy]A no-shit had it up-to-here episode with some how-to on phones, invaders, and diverse applications for a couple layers of Saran-wrap.open.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jun 18
1 hr 6 min
EP170 - BUSINESS TACTICAL
News-cucked again, but some thoughts on muh-greatest ally and Iran, impending monkey-shines, and why aloha shirts ain’t so bad.https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jun 9
1 hr 3 min
EP169 - FUNKO-MAN
A rabbit-hole rant on the inherent tiny-hatted’ness of juice in the gym, glowies-on-parade, and more free stuff for Israel.BONUS: Pepe Silvia with some dignified sounding takes!https://media.rss.com/theabusehour/feed.xmlopen.spotify.com/show/3LUIIaiw95X2sAbRJDK3oByoutube.com/@abusehourt.me/THEABUSEHOURbuymeacoffee.com/COFFEELONG
Jun 2
1 hr 15 min
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