1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics. 2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

1. Stand in front of a parked Porsche at night to see how the light feels. 2. Bleed into the sewer at the top of Manhattan, and let the drops flow to the bottom.

1. An app where I let my phone listen to a toilet, and it translates a message to me. 2. Neck brace that fixes your head looking at the sky.

1. Glass bottom boat rides on the East River. No visibility, so build aquarium under the boat. 2. Make a balloon costume big enough for me to fit in, but I just get stuck in a tree.

1. Rodeo clowns (1 per block) overlooking violent neighborhoods breaking up fights with their traditional tactics. 2. Catch a fish in the East River and run it to the Hudson before it dies.

1. Attach helium balloons with strings to mousetraps in way that triggered trap frees balloons and lifts dead mouse to ceiling. 2. Wear garbage man uniform, run alongside truck, picking up loose items they ignore like one of those fish with shark.

1. Secretly increase the thermostat more each day while ramping up the prosthetic wolf hairs you add to your face daily. 2. Only look at the floor all day, no mirrors, and after a time, see if when you imagine your face, you only see the floor.

1. Dressed as Superman, lie face first over a sidewalk subway grate, and let the air lift your cape a little. 2. Dress like a bird, sit in a tree over a sidewalk, call yourself Poop Bird.

1. Walk around pretending you're too tall for ceilings and doorways always bending down unnecessarily. 2. Hand out your manifesto next to a garbage can, when someone refuses it, put it directly in the trash.

1. Put a cat in a tree, and bring a community together. 2. Sit in a closed box, people put things in a hole at the top of the box, you make something in the box, then slide it out the bottom of the box.