It may be the end of the world, but I'm still laughing my ass off...

What's better than drugs and loosing 40k?

My Sister takes weights too far...

Fucking weird stories about a dude who talks chicks into doing stupid shit. Also, Woman celebrates a night out by getting dumped with Toilet Chilli

She will always be missed...especially since 20% of my Stand Up material is based on her.

Ah yes, The Days Inn. Even Sodom & Gomorrah would be outraged. Also, what never seems to go away? Herpes and Paleo Nazis.  And last, get your workout on at 40k feet.

Let's fall in love with a prostitute. Also, Ride Share adventures that go horribly wrong...

This one is for you Canine lovers. (Warning - Might piss you the Fuck off)...

How to deal with Assholes

What happens if you play with a 4,000 lbs. Buffalo? Have you ever surfed a conveyor belt? Listen and find out...