Ah, summer. School's out, the sun is shining, the surf is good, and...hey! There's sand in my shoes! Will someone please smear some sunscreen down my hairy back? No? Ok, I hope I don't miss any spots. Anyway I'll just lay down and relax, this looks like a perfect spot. Oh, wait a minute. Oh my. I just set my towel down on what looks like a jellyfish wrapped in a used condom. You know what, I'll just head home and do something else with my day....like sit in beach traffic. Ugh. I HATE THE BEACH!

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A special thanks this week to Leo.