Kick off your shoes, take off those belts, and put your laptops in the provided bins, and get your sexy self ready to be scanned, TSA style! What does TSA stand for anyway? Here's a list of possibilities.

• Toothpaste Searchers Anonymous
• Toronto Sports Arena
• Tacos, Samosas, Arepas
• Terrorist Stoppers Association
• Too Sexy Authority
• The Sloppy Asses
• Taylor Swift Appreciators
• "Tubular!" said Albert
• Tuna, Sardines, Anchovies

If you have any suggestions for future episodes, go ahead and tweet to us at @thatsnotpod. You can also drop us a line at [email protected].

A special thanks this week to TSA Precheck.