Does your brain itch? Are your eyelashes spontaneously combusting? Do you feel the need to cry every time you make toast before 11am? .....You might want to talk to a doctor about that because we are just a sketch comedy podcast that wants to win the hearts of America through smiles and laughter. We might be able to cheer you up but no one here can even begin to imagine what condition you may have. Please stay away from here! You could be contagious.