This week on That Ain’t Happenin’, we’re covering two of society’s greatest modern dangers: Facebook scams and parking lot road rage. First up: Facebook scams. Somehow every scammer online either wants your banking information, your login code, or wants you to believe they’re selling a 2022 camper for $800 because they’re “moving overseas suddenly.” We also dive into the complete madness happening in parking lots everywhere. Apparently once people enter a crowded parking lot, all traffi...
May 30
1 hr 2 min
Welcome back to That Ain’t Happening—the podcast where we take one look at modern baby culture and collectively say… yeah, no. This episode? Oh, we’re diving headfirst into all things baby: babymoons (because nothing says relaxation like traveling while 7 months pregnant), “keger pregger” culture (we have thoughts…so many thoughts), sip-and-sees (a baby meet-and-greet or a snack-based social obligation?), and the ever-growing list of events that somehow require a registry. Podcast Theme Musi...
May 2
48 min
This week on That Ain’t Happenin, we’re exposing scams—aka the reason none of us answer the phone anymore. We’re talking fake emails, sketchy DMs, and ‘too good to be true’ deals, plus how to spot them before your bank account and dignity take a hit. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared!
Feb 21
48 min
Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we talk about things that absolutely should not be happening—like someone planning your future together after one good date. Today we’re talking love bombing and Valentine’s Day, aka the Super Bowl of red flags wrapped in heart-shaped candy. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your stories that need to be shared!
Feb 7
1 hr 3 min
“Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we’re talking housewives from the 1950s to now—back when a spotless home was a personality trait, dinner was on the table at 5, and nobody ever talked about stress… versus today, when surviving the day without losing your mind is the real achievement. From pearls and casseroles to messy buns and iced coffee, we’re breaking down how the role has changed—and how some of the chaos somehow stayed exactly the same.” Podcast Theme Music is by...
Jan 24
1 hr 10 min
“Welcome back to That Ain’t Happenin, the podcast where we talk about things that absolutely should not be happening… like losing your entire mind because someone didn’t use a turn signal. Today we’re diving into road rage—why driving turns normal people into unhinged NASCAR rejects, and how a 10-minute commute somehow feels like a personal attack.” Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at [email protected] with your s...
Jan 10
1 hr 7 min
This week on That Ain’t Happenin, the crew unwraps the madness of Christmas—from panic-shopping on December 24th to pretending you totally love that gift you’re definitely re-gifting. They roast holiday traditions, questionable family behavior, and the snacks that mysteriously disappear before guests even arrive. Then it’s on to New Year’s resolutions: the bold promises we make, break, and rewrite by January 3rd. Gym memberships, budgeting plans, “new year, new me”—yeah, okay—classic That Ain...
Dec 20, 2025
1 hr 1 min
This week on That Ain’t Happenin, the crew breaks down the full Thanksgiving experience—from the big meal to the day’s traditions and the chaos of Black Friday. They debate must-have dishes, talk about how to actually spend the day without losing your mind, and share their best (and worst) Black Friday strategies. A fast, funny guide to surviving the holiday, That Ain’t Happenin style. Podcast Theme Music is by artlist.io Find us on Instagram @thatainthappeninpod or email us at ...
Dec 13, 2025
54 min
🎃 Ghosts in polyester capes, candy negotiations that rival Wall Street deals, and costumes that looked way better on the packaging—welcome to our Halloween special! 👻 We’re diving into the chaos of trick-or-treating, reliving our best (and most embarrassing) costume choices, exposing Halloween pranks gone wrong, and debating the scariest—or cheesiest—movies of the season. If you’ve ever traded three Smarties for a single Reese’s, or sprinted from a motion-sensor skeleton, this episode is for ...
Oct 18, 2025
1 hr 2 min
“Welcome to That Ain’t Happenin’—the podcast where vacation dreams get smacked in the face by vacation reality. You start out picturing cocktails by the pool, and end up arguing over whether the hotel smells like feet or the Airbnb comes with free raccoons. The travel agent swears it’s a ‘hidden gem’—yeah, hidden for a reason. And don’t even get me started on traveling with kids… because nothing says ‘relaxing getaway’ like hearing ‘are we there yet?’ before you even leave the driveway. So bu...
Oct 4, 2025
54 min
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