Mike’s dharma…, Tim suffers from baseball park memory loss, Greg bears a baron’s being, Seduction takes two from Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock, F.W. de Klerk effects Mandela’s perky affect, Queen record in reverse reserves a unique record, Larry King ehh, Tim Allen uhh, Rooneys being racists, Cubs being cucks, and Deej gleans the demeaning meaning of being a teen. Oh hai Mark.