Tessa and Elliot Argue
Tessa and Elliot Argue
Tessa and Elliot
Like to learn about the crazy stuff that happened this week? Tessa and Elliot Argue finds bizarre news headlines and stories to share with each other, while giving you a look into their marriage.
The time has come,' the Walrus said,
Indeed, after 178 episodes every single week (except last week) since we started in February of 2019 Tessa and I are saying goodbye to the podcast. Nothing is wrong, we're just feeling that we are ready to move on to other projects and ideas we have. We thought it best to go out doing what we normally do, talking about weird news stories we've found from the last few weeks. I would like to say thank you, if you have ever listened, this has indeed been a work of love for both of us for over three years, and the fact that anyone has listened, ever, really does feel nice to know. It feels very bitter-sweet to say we're moving on, but I think we are both ready to tackle some new challenges. We may be back though; never say never. We both have other projects we are working on, some in the podcast space, others that are not. You can stay in touch with us through several means. We will also be sure to use this feed to update on any new shows we may come up with. Tessa can be found on her: Twitter Instagram TikTok Elliot is at: Twitter Gaming Nexus Again, thank you. So long, and thanks for all the fish
Jul 25, 2022
38 min
Velveeta releases a cheese-scented nail polish
We also talk about Google AIs coming to take over, weird things we do as a couple, and vabbing (it's pretty terrible).
Jul 10, 2022
33 min
Man who complained he had 'adult potato' thrown at his head
We also talk about mysterious rockets crashing into the Moon, Justin Timberlake apologizing, and Minority Report.
Jul 3, 2022
33 min
Man Says He Spent $8,500 a Year on Pepsi Addiction
It's episode 175! Is this the end of the podcast? Despite my attempts to make it so probably not.
Jun 26, 2022
33 min
Exorcists complain too many possessed people to handle
Once again we are back with Michelle, to actually go over some news headlines this week.
Jun 19, 2022
41 min
Woman approved for affordable house, 29 years after applying
Michelle is back, and we have a huge pile of news headlines to get to this week!
Jun 12, 2022
32 min
Talking walls
What would a conversation be like between you and the walls of your room, if you were in the fifth grade? Well we have the answer, as we once again delve into a notebook Elliot's mother found while cleaning his childhood home. There's also a poem about dreams, as well as an essay about what Elliot did on winter break, that is 100% untrue.
Jun 5, 2022
23 min
Occult club rejected after complaint it may summon Satan
We also talk about the church of the flying spaghetti monster!
May 29, 2022
30 min
Dolly Parton to star in a musical on TikTok about Taco Bell's Mexican pizza
We also talk about balding men, cutting grass, and inappropriate Wordle solutions.
May 22, 2022
36 min
What if hair could talk?
My mom recently stumbled upon an old grade school notebook I had. Inside were writing scenarios that are straight gold. What are a couple of the samples about you ask? What if you could buy shoes for walking up walls? What if balls were square? Good stuff.
May 15, 2022
35 min
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