It seems we need a new switchboard operator as we are inundated with more unscreened weirdos calling in. Nevertheless, we try to make the best of it. Also if you've never seen a baby whale, you're missing out. Here, take a look https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/20/69769787_d1920c41ca_b.jpg

In this episode we go over the interesting subject of flannels, discussing really funny ways of using them. I can't summarise this - it's better than it sounds ok? Oh and Hagrid is in it.

We dive straight into a quiz this week, battling two of the show's fiercest minds together in a measure of wit! Then matters take a more dangerous reckless tone as we give you the inside angle of how to avoid being mugged.

In this episode we reminisce about embarrassing anecdotes of an awkward nature, and finally settle the mystery of what type of guy we are attracted to!

The maiden voyage into the ether! Get a champagne bottle to smash your device with! Sit back and enjoy the inanity!