Terminally Online
Terminally Online
Terminally Online
Hosts Hannah and Tori bring you stories from the deep corners of the internet, discussing trends, memes, and niche drama.
Episode 61: Good News for People Who Love Bad News
This week Joe Lieberman kicks the bucket, the TikTok girlies of NYC are on high alert with serial punchers on the loose, J-Lo's bodega order goes viral, streamers struggle to name 100 women, and a TikToker gets outed for faking her Mennonite-ism. Plus, we provide updates on Kate Middleton and Ruby Franke. Let's get into it!!Other topics of discussion include: how do??, beautiful and natural, herstory, Stardew Valley updates, a wholesome TikTok story, and Unpaid Intern. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_podEmail Us: [email protected]
Apr 2, 2024
49 min
Episode 60: Stuck in the Middleton With You
This week we're diving further into the Kate Middleton conspiracy theories, TikTok might actually get banned in the U.S., Adin Ross commits a Top 10 Anime Betrayal against Andrew Tate, and a serious streamed Israel/Palestine debate gets unserious. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: fun purchases of the week, join our (nonexistent) Patreon, an affront to God, the Dune popcorn bucket, and Hallmark movie pitches.Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_podEmail Us: [email protected]
Mar 19, 2024
41 min
Episode 59: Weekend at Kate's
This week TikTok has a wholesome moment, Smell-O-Vision comes to life (kinda) thanks to AI, conspiracies abound about the status of Kate Middleton, and a Willy Wonka pop-up goes viral for all the wrong reasons. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Space enbys, sharing memes as a love language, Hannah's Amal Clooney run-in, r/travel, and Tumblr throwbacks.Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_podEmail Us: [email protected] out @fitz.mp4 on TikTok
Mar 7, 2024
47 min
Episode 58: Why Men?
This week a husband trashes his wife's novel on Goodreads, a woman airs out the wild stories of her pathological liar ex on TikTok, and an estranged dad finds a not-so-surprising ally in Elon Musk after his daughter goes viral for roasting him. Let's get into it!!Other topics of discussion include: low key vibes, Ethel Merman's podcast, the Deadbeat Dad Club, and revisiting old video games.Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_podEmail Us: [email protected]
Feb 27, 2024
51 min
Episode 57: Main Idiot Syndrome
This week a woman gets cyber-scammed out of $50k, a popular streamer leaks his own gooning material, Wil Wheaton has a lot of feelings about Larry David attacking Elmo on The Today Show, and Taylor Swift's attorneys make baseless legal threats against the college kid tracking her climate crimes. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: Margaritaville, just a little guy, I'm on Duck Tales, Larry, Chloe Sevigny's New Yorker judgments, and a memer's true legacy. Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_podEmail Us: [email protected]
Feb 19, 2024
51 min
Episode 56: Late Stage CapiTayism
This week the Grammys gets internet backlash, the dystopian future is here with Apple Vision's debut, TikTok gets riled up over a ceramic mug and gay bar drama discourse! In the words of Billy Eichner, let's go lesbians!!!!!!!!!Other topics of discussion include: terminally cat ladies, BE NORMAL, blackouts, Will Neff, and jellyfish facts. Y'know, just girly things!
Feb 8, 2024
55 min
Episode 55: The One Where We Learn About Megan's Law
This week Taylor Swift takes on Twitter deep fakes, the Oscars snub Barbie (or do they??), and Megan Thee Stallion and Nicki Minaj are beefing (with bonus jump-scare-in-human-form Ben Shapiro). Let’s get into it and hope we don't get doxxed by the Barbz!Other topics of discussion include: 90s kids, genderly cupping your face, British sword fighting, horse girls never die, and Aussie slang amongst Gen Alpha. 
Jan 30, 2024
46 min
Episode 54: None of My Business
This week we're talking botched plastic surgery stories, the World Cruise drama on TikTok, and OG YouTuber MatPat's retirement. Let's get into it!Other topics of discussion include: powerful cats, Sonic and South Park fandom beef, Post-Traumatic Fandom Stress Disorder, and the American Miyazaki.
Jan 24, 2024
47 min
Episode 53: A Big Week For Tunnels!
This week the Ace family is dunzo, Hasidic Jews get caught building tunnels under a Brooklyn synagogue, and we've got an update on the TikTok Tunnel Lady! As a bonus, hold onto your David Yurman pearls, because special guest cohost Liz returns to discuss SMU Rush Tok!Other topics of discussion include: silent investors, fancy b*tches, bad drivers, bad CEOs, entrapping patriots, and an early contender for Worst Tweets of 2024!
Jan 18, 2024
50 min
Episode 52: Motherless, But Mothering Nonetheless
This week Jo Koy bombs at the Golden Globes, the Epstein list gets revealed, Gypsy Rose Blanchard is a free woman, Stanley cup drama hits a new level, the BBC bullies a kid who beat Tetris, and the tweens are overtaking Sephora. Hide your Drunk Elephant glow drops!!Other topics of discussion include: New Year's resolutions, lots of documentary recommendations, niche TikTok memes, and the bravest girl on planet earth.Follow us on Twitter: @term_online_podEmail Us: [email protected]
Jan 11, 2024
48 min
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