This long-awaited mini-sode covers FAN THEORIES and PLOT HOLES spanning the corners of the World Wide Web. And trust us, beloveds, the content is worth the extreme audio malfunctions apparent throughout the episode, but if makes you feel better you can take a drink every time you hear a snap, crackle, or pop. Just don’t @ us about it.
Jan 16, 2021
1 hr 3 min
Hello we are here!!! Episode 6 covers chapters 14, 15, and 16. Bella and Edward share some private moments, vampire lore is addressed, Carlisle’s history is unraveled.
Dec 18, 2020
1 hr 20 min
Did you know the Quileutes of the Pacific Northwest actually exist and are much cooler and have a more rich history than they get credit for? Take a break from our typical fictional prattle and dive into the realities of the Quileute tribe, how Twilight has impacted its people, and what Stephenie Meyer got wrong.
Oct 19, 2020
47 min
Get it? Like pent-up emotions but it’s episode 5 so penta like pentagram. How witchy! In this episode we explore Bella’s social inadequacies and rude tendencies, along with Edward’s fascination with gently stroking human skin.
Sep 24, 2020
57 min
Howdy friends! This episode we’re diving deep into the minutiae of Bella and Edward’s feeble conversations, just kidding we’ll skip the boring parts. These chapters are critical to the development of our heroine’s burgeoning romance: friendship, honesty, violence, the “L” word; all will be explored. And don’t forget to take a drink or a moment of reflection every time Bella is clumsy or when Edward chuckles.
Aug 23, 2020
1 hr 13 min
Enjoy the atmospheric background noises including birds, gulps, burps, and general air; this episode has. It. All. We covered chapters 5, 6, and 7 in Twilight back in June and here we are in August publishing it. Crazy times!
Aug 7, 2020
1 hr 10 min
We’re back!! This episode we cover chapters 2, 3, and 4, and drink every time Bella mentions her quirky clumsiness. Bear with our technical difficulties in recording as we touch upon how hard it is to have so many boys like you and begin to discuss the apparent racism in the Twilight saga (more to come on that at a later date).
May 22, 2020
1 hr 16 min
Welcome to our podcast! We have no idea what we're doing. But one thing we do know: Twilight. And reading books, and tequila. And talking. So let's put those together and see what happens!
May 9, 2020
58 min