Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Temporal Discussion: The Knightmare Podcast
Temporal Discussion
Welcome, Listeners of Illusion, to Temporal Discussion. An episode-by-episode retrospective of the awesome British kids TV show, Knightmare. Phase across time to the late 80s and join Martin Harder and Martin Odoni as they venture through each and every episode of the show. Join them for humerous observations, behind-the-scenes talk and a breakdown of the series done in a way that only those with true love of the source material can manage. It's only a podcast... Isn't it? Links: https://www.knightmarepod.co.uk/links
S06E02 - Rentageist
Team 1: Matt, Reza, Ben and John from Bath.Team 2: Sumayya, Raminda, Carmony and Zarminah from London.Episode Air Date: September 18th, 1992The Jake Box presents an idea for a new jingle, and Matt showcases the second level.Hosted by Martin Harder and Jake CollinsEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 6 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlarCanadanne's Knightmare filming locationsSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠⁠⁠Jake's stuff:Jake Collins - YouTubeThe Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
May 29
1 hr 4 min
S06E01 - Walking on Blancmange
Team 1: Matt, Reza, Ben and John from Bath.Episode Air Date: September 11th, 1992Big changes are afoot as Knightmare Series 6 gets underway.Hosted by Martin Harder, Martin Odoni and Kim Stewart-Crossley, with occasional contributions from Jake CollinsEdited by Jake CollinsTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 6 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke"Time Turns" bumper by @marlarSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠⁠⁠Jake's stuff:Jake Collins - YouTubeThe Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
May 15
1 hr 1 min
S06E0-2: "That's It, Yes, It's WAR!"
We take a look at some of the the more important news stories during the Series 5/6 off-season. This episode features political opinions and some important news stories from the time that some people might find distressing.Hosted by Martin Odoni and Kim Stewart-CrossleyEdited by Martin HarderTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 6 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-CookeFeaturing clips from the BBC, ITN, and ABC7NY.Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠
May 1
1 hr 15 min
Series 6 Episode 0 - Part 1
We take a look at the number 1 singles and movies that were released during Knightmare's off-season.Hosted by Martin Harder, Martin Odoni and Kim Stewart-CrossleySpecial Guest Appearance by Dave BulmerEdited by Martin HarderTheme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-CookeListen to Dave and co. on Sonic the Comic the Podcast and Serious DisnessSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠
Apr 17
1 hr 52 min
I Think I Read Somewhere: The Labyrinths Made Clear
Jake Collins presents a successful playthrough of the notoriously frustrating quest section from the second Knightmare book, The Labyrinths of Fear, also detailing the very slight variations that can be made to his own preferred winning path.Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-CookeSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
Apr 3
52 min
Temporal Tangents - I Think I Read Somewhere (A.K.A. All About the Books)
Jake and Kim take a deep dive into the Knightmare game books by Dave Morris.Presented by Jake Collins and Kim Stewart-CrossleyDrafted and edited by Jake CollinsDave's Goodreads BibliographySupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
Mar 20
1 hr 3 min
The Knightmare Audio Series - S02E08
The next episode in Ross Thompson and Jake Collins' audio series. Can the team survive the challenges ahead of them, or will the Opposition have the last laugh?JAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Michael, Gumboil, MerlinROSEY COLLINS as Marta, Sidriss, MaldameAMY DAVIES as ElitaANDY MARSHALL as AlecROZ PEARSON as ShannonCASSANDRA SMITH as AbiROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Motley, NemanorEdited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINSWritten by JAKE COLLINS & ROSEY COLLINSRunning Time: 30:00Support us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzine The Olden Days podcast Jake's Audio Commentaries Knightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
Mar 6
30 min
The Knightmare Audio Series - S02E07
The team from Canvey Island are questing for the cup. Will they succeed on getting their hands on the fabled chalice?JAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Phelheim, MichaelROSEY COLLINS as KimberliteGEMMA DWARWOOD as ChelseeGREG FORD as DwayneANDY MARSHALL as AlecMARTIN ODONI as TaylorROZ PEARSON as ShannonCASSANDRA SMITH as Abi JULIET THOMPSON as LillithROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Motley, SmirkenorffALEX WEAVER as RichardEdited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINSWritten by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINSSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our socials:Bluesky   Twitter/X   Mastodon   Facebook   Instagram   ThreadsCheck out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Jake's stuff:The Eye Shield fanzineThe Olden Days podcastJake's Audio CommentariesKnightmare: The Lost Series (original cut)
Feb 20
30 min
The Dunshelm Players Present "Yes, Dungeon Master"
A new Dungeon Master has been elected to the border keep of Dunshelm, and he has a very profound item on his starting agenda; reform. He plans to streamline the way that the castle is run. In particular, he wants to reduce the size of its staff and payroll budget. However, it does not take him long to discover that his agenda will face a lot of opposition from within the castle itself, and that includes opposition from officials who are well-placed to scupper his ideas.ProductionTreguard Myatt…………………………………………Russell “Ruzl” OdoniSir Hordriss T Appleby/Supporter 1………………………..Jake CollinsBernard Folly………………………………………………………Andy MarshallMajida/The Commentator/Supporter 2……………Helen BecconsallMerlin……………………………………………………………………Matt RichingsThe Descender………………………………………………………Rosey CollinsThe Returning Officer/The Throne……………………………Martin OdoniRunning time approx 52 minutes.Script written by Martin Odoni.Theme music (‘Chef Cisko’) composed by Jeanette Clement, and distributed by Productiontrax.‘Rule Britannia!'(c)  composed by James Thomson & Thomas Arne (1740).Other sound effects provided by Soundrangers and The Freesound Project.Production mixed by Martin Odoni.Aditional sound editing by Andrew Kenny.Also thanks to Robin Barlow, Alec Downs, David Forester, Sue McPherson and Ricky TempleYes, Dungeon Master takes ideas and situations from the Greater Game of Luck And Glory, and melds them with the ideas of Antony Jay and Jonathan Lynn, as seen in the BBC comedy series Yes, Minister (c) and its sequel Yes, Prime Minister (c).First published 6/9/2009.
Feb 6
52 min
The Knightmare Audio Series - S02E06
Isobel and her team continue their quest for the Shield, but do they have the wits to outsmart a hobgoblin?CLYM ANGUS as KeiranJAKE COLLINS as Treguard, Hordriss, Britney, BlackthornROSEY COLLINS as Izzy, Linda, KimberliteAMY DAVIES as KeeleyROY JACKSON as DaveJORDAN MUNN as SamROSS THOMPSON as Pickle, Snapper Jack, MotleyDAMON WAKES as DanielEdited by ROSS THOMPSON and JAKE COLLINSWritten by JAKE COLLINS & ROSEY COLLINSSupport us on ⁠⁠Patreon⁠⁠Visit our ⁠⁠Website ⁠⁠Check out our ⁠⁠Redbubble Store⁠⁠Download our Corridor of the Catacombs and Bomb Room jingles as ringtones from ⁠⁠Zedge⁠⁠Theme music: 'The Castle of Confusion (Series 4 Edit)' by ⁠⁠Chris Jerden-Cooke
Jan 23
30 min
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