Hi Tapers, What a momentous occasion!  100 episodes almost three years into Tapes! Tapes! Tapes!  The Tape Daddies are kicking it back to one of their cherished favorite movies from childhood, 2005's Howl's Moving Castle, directed by Hayao Miyazaki and based on Diana Wynne Jones' book of the same name.  Thanks for listening all these years, and we look forward to 100 more!  And then that's it.  Then we'll be done, we promise. Love, Tape-Daddies

Dear Tapers, *chewing noises, the littered remains of the Tape Daddies remain on the floor* Love, Tape-Daddies' Bones

Hey Tapers! Just remember to SING! Solar plexus, instep, nose, groin!! If you don't understand what the heck that is, just listen to this episode to unlock the mysteries of the universe. Love, Tape-Daddies!

Hello Tapers! This week, the boys travel to 1985's post-apocalyptic Australia to watch Tina Turner and racist-ass Melly Gibsons duke it out Beyond Thunderdome!  Who is Master and who is Blaster?  Find out this week on Tapes! Tapes! Tapes! Love, Tape-Daddies

Helloooo Tapers! This week the Tape-Daddies tackle and dominate a new format, a tournament bracket to determine the greatest 90s cartoon of all time!  Let us know if you like this kind of episode, and we'll do more better/mo-betta ones in the future! Love, Tape-Daddies

Hi Tapers, Oh man... this episode is a doozy.  Evan doesn't know how to read, and Josh is a supportive boy. Love, Tape-Daddies

Dear Tapers, What is this??  A movie for ANTS?! Love, Tape-male-model-idiots

Hi Tapers, Leeeet's doooo the Tiiiiime Waaaaarp Agaaaaaaain!  Love this episode, love us, love Tim Curry, love Susan Sarandon, love it alllll! Love, Tape-Daddies (Baby)

Heeeey Tapers, Whaaaat's happening.  Great, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and listen to this episode a few dozen times and share it with your friends.  If you could get that done, oh and also... did you get the memo about TPS reports?  Yeaaaah we'd love you to start using those. So if you could go ahead and come in on Saturday so we could wrap that up, that would be greeaaaat.  Thaaaanks Tapers! Love, Tape-Bobs

Hi Tapers, You me, you?  You me you?  YOU??  ME MEE?  YOU ME YOU ME YOOOU??  (dances aggressively). Love, Tape-Daddies