Tantalizing Texas: Sprawlmageddon
Tantalizing Texas: Sprawlmageddon
Tolle, John Waddy, Chris & Friends
Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz for a closer look at the  marvelous municipalities, wonderful weirdos, and favorite creative finds across Texas! Whether savoring the sprawl of big cities or winding along backcountry roads, come hang out as we discuss bizarre histories, personal anecdotes, and legendary tales of the lone star state. We might even make up some of our own. Get cozy with the Townsmen and plan your next trip...or maybe this IS the trip!
Unofficial Uninformed World Cup Guide!
Did you know FIFA stands for "Fun in Fabulous Arlington?" Join the Townsmen as they discuss what international visitors should expect when they encounter the extremes of the metroplex. Also, with 50 episodes under our belt, we share our favorite things we've learned about Texas from our years of research! Detours include a porpoise pudding recipe from the 1700s. *All research was conducted inside of an abandoned Crystal's Pizza and Spaghetti under the cover of night. Connec...
Jun 8
53 min
Shotgun Willie: Top Texas Album No. 4
The Sprawlmageddon Boys have vigorously churned the udders of Texas music to find the greatest albums from the Lone Star State! In this episode, we discuss Willie Nelson's 1973 masterwork "Shotgun Willie," the pivotal Outlaw Country LP that introduced Willie's iconic new look and sound. So sit around in your underwear, bite on a bullet, and enjoy the shedding of Nashville's shackles! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas
May 22
43 min
Abilene: Hot Woo!
Abilene, Texas is the storybook capitol of America. It’s also responsible for such mind bending phenomenon as the Abilene Paradox and the Lone Biker of the Apocalypse! Join the townsmen as they discuss these important matters and others, including but not limited to: Jessica Simpson, where west Texas truly begins, and sling-shotting corn dogs at a hypothetical giraffe in a non-existent Odessa zoo. Hurray! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas
Apr 18
1 hr 1 min
More Texas Movies!
Join the Sprawlmageddon Boyz as they review and discuss three more Texas Movies! From the mind numbing romantic comedy "The Wrong Paris," to the Predator prequel "Prey," there's something for everybody! We also help Jack recover from the traumatic ending of "Dr. T and the Women." Detours include incredible facts about Comanche warriors, cinema hounds, and how all movies would benefit from a Ratatouille type rat controlling a character. Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtex...
Mar 3
1 hr 7 min
Pantego & Pantera: Vulgar Display of Daytime Business!
What secrets does the magical enclave of Pantego, Texas hold? Too many to count! Surrounded by Arlington, this small, inconspicuous town marches to the beat of its own drum. Join the Townsmen as we explore the amazing food, unique history, and heavy metal lore found in Pantego. Detours include our love of the dump, orca news, and more! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas
Feb 1
1 hr 7 min
Top Texas Christmas Album - Willie Nelson, 'Pretty Paper'
In this special holiday episode, Tolle, John-Waddy, and Chris explore their favorite Texas Christmas album, Willie Nelson's 1979 classic 'Pretty Paper.' Discussion topics include why Willie Nelson is essentially Santa, favorite all-time Christmas album recommendations, and the debut of an original Christmas song. This album also receives the formal honor of being recognized as number 15 on the Sprawlmageddon Masterworks Top 25 list, the highest honor any Texan can receive outside of dyi...
Dec 24, 2025
30 min
Tyler, Texas: Home of Roses and Paul Cauthen
Tyler, Texas is a magical place in the pines of East Texas! Hang with your Townsmen as they discuss interesting facts and notable nuances within the Rose Capital of the World. Since the artist hails from Tyler, we’ll also discuss the #25 Top Texas album of all time, Paul Cauthen’s Room 41. A true Texas Masterwork! 29:53 - Review of The Top 25 Texas Album: #25 - Paul Cauthen, Room 41. Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas
Dec 15, 2025
51 min
San Marcos: Mermaid Capitol of Texas!
San Marcos, Texas is a college river town with a fascinating history! It’s home to the ancient Clovis people, George Strait, and Glurpo the terrifying underwater clown! Listen in as the Sprawlmageddon Boyz discuss the mermaids of Aquarina Springs, Ralph the swimming pig, and other strange characters. Sit back, relax, and take a slurp from Glurpo’s air hose as we soak up San Marcos! This episode is brought to you by Jack's new book, which drops November 18th from Cowboy Jamboree Press for the ...
Nov 8, 2025
1 hr 7 min
The Top 25 Texas Albums: No. 18 - Kacey Musgraves, 'Golden Hour'
The Sprawlmageddon Boyz have explored every musical corner of the Lone Star State to unearth the greatest 25 albums ever created! In this episode, we explore and discuss the number 18 album on our all-time list, “Golden Hour,” by Kacey Musgraves. It’s an electro-country-disco masterpiece! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas
Oct 14, 2025
41 min
The Top 25 Texas Albums: No. 10 - Butthole Surfers, 'Locust Abortion Technician'
Your Townsmen have scoured the music archives to discover the greatest 25 Texas albums ever created! In this Masterworks episode, we explore and discuss the number 10 album on our all-time list, the abrasive classic from 1987, “Locust Abortion Technician,” by the Butthole Surfers. Yum yum! Connect with us on instagram @tantalizingtexas
Oct 14, 2025
45 min
Load more