Our heroes, former newsman and current teacher DANIEL FINNEY and his faithful companion, the world's most dangerous accountant, MEMPHIS PAUL gather again to mock the mockery that is American culture. Their topics of little import include:

1. Indiana Jones and the Dial Soap of Destiny.
2. NASA job for Paul.
3. Braves dominate All-Stars.
4. Wendy’s Meat Soda with a hint of ketchup prank.
5. ESPN layoffs: Jalen Rose, Keyshawn Johnson, Max Kellerman, Jeff Van Gunde, and Suzy Kolber were all killed by the Mouse House.
6. Ryan Seacrest is to replace Pat Sajack.
7. Alan Arkin is dead.
8. Zelenskyy and Thunberg 
9. Belgian shot-putter runs hurdles.
10. France: Fighter jet chases Suspected drug plane; scofflaws throw up drugs over French countryside.
11. Fireworks suck.