<p>This week, on the world&#39;s longest-running podcast between a journalist turned middle school teacher and a soon-to-be unemployed accountant, Dan and Paul discuss the items of lesser import, including: </p>
<ol>
 <li>Paul goes to the movies: &quot;Dungeons &amp; Dragons&quot;</li>
 <li>Dan stays home and watches the movie&quot;Smokey and the Bandit:</li>
 <li>&quot;Cocaine Bear&quot; to Peacock</li>
 <li>Paul&#39;s job search</li>
  <li>Chinese people are dating their chatbot</li>
  <li>Washington Commanders sold</li>
  <li>NBA playoffs: Sacramento Kings use lasers; bizarre comparison of current Memphis Grizzles to Detroit &quot;Bad Boys&quot;</li>
  <li>Arsenal crashing</li>
  <li>&quot;Sound like a trapped wolf&quot;</li>
</ol>

122: Paul gets a job working for ... Elvis Presley?!; Nic Cage is wacky in 'Redfield'; This week's reason why Elon Musk sucks; and Paul's bad Max Scherzer joke

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.