<p>This podcast is so packed we didn&#39;t have time for the story about a moose that went into a hospital to get lunch. What Dan and Paul did discuss, includes the following:</p>
<ol>
 <li>Do rising egg prices lead to people painting potatoes for Easter?</li>
 <li>Laid-off McDonald’s exec writes a Haiku on LinkedIn.</li>
 <li>New Steve Jobs book to be free to download.</li>
 <li>Thieves break through a coffee shop bathroom to steal $500,000 worth of iPhones.</li>
  <li>Robert F. Kennedy Jr. makes Joe Biden look better.</li>
  <li>Anti-trust lawsuit aims to stop eSports &quot;athlete&quot; wage suppression.</li>
</ol>

121: 'Dungeons and Dragons' movie all dragons, no dungeon; Paul's job search; Chinese people dating their chatbots; 'Cocaine Bear' attacks Peacock

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.