<p>The following topics may or may not be covered in this episode:</p>
<ol>
 <li>U.S. out of World Cup.</li>
 <li>College football: USC, TCU shit the bed; Georgia and Michigan don’t.</li>
  <li>Bot writes obit.</li>
  <li>Gina Carano in a Hallmark movie,</li>
  <li>Indiana Jones de-aging,</li>
  <li>1 in 8 Brits want to fart in public without being judged,</li>
  <li>Pepsi wants you to drink pop with milk?!</li>
  <li>Gannett layoffs.</li>
  <li>Dutch woman smiled at a gorilla/gorilla got out/ attacked her/snack,</li>
  <li>Iowa QB transferred/Michigan QB comes to Iowa,</li>
  <li>Velveta Mac and Cheese takes longer to cook and sues,</li>
  <li>Gaylord Perry dead. Spitballer/Joe Niekro on Letterman in 87,</li>
  <li>Seychelles giant tortoise called Jonathan turns 190.,</li>
</ol>

105: Which is worse: Bull in a China shop or cow in a doctor's office? Dan and Paul debate this and more in the latest Talking Paragraphs

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.