1. Self-order McDonald’s kiosk/tictok 
2. US national team pisses off Taylor Swift fans
3. The mediocre seasons of Iowa and Oklahoma 
4. Unreasonable UPS encounter
5. Netflix — CCR documentary and concert, Wednesday Addams show, and the documentary Hey Pepsi Where’s My Jet
6. Watched She-Hulk
7. Astros playoff shares
8. German win beer joke?
9. US vs England and James qCorridon 
10. SPAM figgy pudding
11. Ronald Man U. 
12. Burrito eating champ technique — July 4 hotdog
13. Hugh Jackman diet
14. 40 chickens in 40 days
15. Cocktail cookbook

104: Famed spitballer Gaylord Perry is dead while giant tortoise celebrates 190th birthday — 'What good amid these, oh me, oh life?'

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.