Tales from the UTE. No BS travel stories ..Cycling ,Sailing ,Hitching. 😎
Tales from the UTE. No BS travel stories ..Cycling ,Sailing ,Hitching. 😎
Rich
This podcast is the best of my stories from over three years travel around the World . Just two blokes from Yorkshire England in 1995 .First on pushbikes ,then sailing and hitching and walking and being skint and making do with what we had .Theres plenty of close calls told in a realistic genuine fashion no hype , no BS just how it was and how things really happen . It’s humorous and hopefully inspiring to potential travellers stuck in a rut doing the same same and turning to drink and worse at the weekends to compensate. Although dangerous in places it’s told with humorous undertones.
7.Grapes πŸ‡ Heading North (Final Episode)
Dicky and me return to Fuengirola but the place ain’t the same for us anymore . Dicky is pining for Maria so badly that we jump on a train to her home town.Money is running low and we start to feel the pull north .
Jul 12, 2024
37 min
6.Grapes πŸ‡ Shaving in Car Wing Mirrors
After getting my moon bag pilfered in Torromolinos ,we ride even further south toward the tip of Spain and the Atlantic Ocean .We have a couple of brush in with the boys in blue ,Dicky falls in love . But will we find our Shangri-La
Jul 12, 2024
32 min
5.Grapes πŸ‡ Running away
Despite living like kings on the Costa Brava the call of the wild is calling .
Jul 12, 2024
43 min
4.Grapes πŸ‡ Looking for the Double Glazing Dude
After the slight oversight ,being two months early for the grapes , Dicky and me roll to the coast and over the Pyrenees to Spain, in search of Dickys mate Toni in San Antoni.If want to send me a message I can put it on the next episode and you will be famous 😎
Jul 12, 2024
38 min
3. Grapes πŸ‡ Poor and hungry in France πŸ‡«πŸ‡·
After waking up alive we jump on our steeds and ride out of Paris,rejoicing when we find the countryside again . After several more scrapes in boat and a Mercedes we hit a big blob of a mountain range. Undeterred by the perpetual headwinds ,we labour up and onward toward Perpignan and the chance to pick grapes .
Jul 12, 2024
35 min
2. Grapes πŸ‡ (Why don’t you go pick grapes in France πŸ‡«πŸ‡·????)
After getting knifed /falling in love /being crushed in a mangle .i limp back home to lick my wounds . Poor Dicky was in the same boat and back under his old superman duvet at his Ma’s . It was at this point my Padre said β€œwhy don’t you go and pick grapes πŸ‡ in France πŸ‡«πŸ‡·!
Jul 12, 2024
35 min
1.Grapes πŸ‡ The Early Years
This is another travel tale but with a much younger self and with a very good mate of mine Dicky Hanlon .It’s the summer of 1988 .. both of us 19 years of age .After getting simultaneously dumped by our girlfriends ,my dad aka Padre said β€œwhy don’t you go and pick grapes πŸ‡ in France πŸ‡«πŸ‡· . β€œNotoriously low on cash πŸ’° we buy a couple of second hand push bikes and with just 300 quid each ,we point the pushbikes south and roll into a new life .This episode does have some backstory in it ,to give the listener an insight into how’s these kids were shaped into who they were by the time they were 19 .The end of this podcast also has Dans message . A decent sounding chap who left me a message of encouragement on my podcast ,asking, if i would do the story about riding to France and Spain πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Έ and making many a mistake along the way 😎 so here it is . I hope you enjoy it and if you do ,please record a message for me and I’ll put you in my next episode .And finally β€œthis one’s for you Dicky πŸ˜Žβ€
Jul 11, 2024
40 min
31.Escaping Paradise 🌴 πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄
Back at the Blue Oyster Bar Trying to get enough cash to leave Tonga πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄ while avoiding gold diggers and getting married .Lil Frank burns his bridge with Naomi .This is the last of the book πŸ“• chapters . Gonna finish my book next and if I get enough positive feedback do another podcast of 7 months hitching and walking back through SE Asia . Just gotta make sense of my old journals and sort the gems from the grime . Let me know if you’re keen to hear more yarns 😎
Dec 10, 2023
27 min
30.Kava, Lava,Feki & Coconuts 🌴 πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡΄
I sail out the outer islands where I meet Lavasi who takes me across stone fish infested reef to a place I can pretend I’m Robinson Cruiso .
Dec 3, 2023
57 min
29.Little Franko and the Blue Oyster Bar
Got a job working for a Swedish lady at the Blue Oyster Bar surrounded by many interesting characters.
Nov 17, 2023
44 min