Sometimes someone steps out from the shadows.  They are neither the hero you want, not the hero you need, nor really the hero you deserve.  Unless you're a really bad person.  Is that why?  Is that why I am forced to type these words?  WHAT DID YOU DO???? Please!  Why!?  Anyways, here's our funny podcast about Gravity Falls.  Sincerely, Dr. Cornelius Boybanderoff