Sweet baby Jesus! Thought I'd share how I lost my virginity to a stranger on the Internet!

Sweet Jesus, every time this came up on timehop, I had a wee little laugh! This is the story of how my college saxophone section roasted my ex-best friend on Facebook!

Gentlemen, gals and non-binary pals, strap the fuck in because I'm telling you about my super late, super illegal first kiss with a boy who faked someone's death to get out of talking to me!