Straight from the Suburbs
Straight from the Suburbs
Mo
Local mysteries are everywhere, suburbs included! Listen to Mo, a.k.a The Cryptkeeper, as he tackles suburban mysteries, unique people and eerie events that remains unsolved. Listen, you will be suburbanly mystified!
Brother 12
Well, its been a while...but rest assured, the Cryptkeeper never left! I've been biding my time and esoterically prepping and now returned, this time with my Brother....Brother 12 to be exact! If you ever get to Canada's West Coast and are in the mood for a treasure hunt for the Devil's Metal a.k.a Gold and don't mind Dark Magik nor an eccentric Cult Leader capable of possession then this episode is for you! Join the Cryptkeeper as he traverses the mystery and dissapearence of the enigmatic Brother 12 and what was left behind. It's a tale over 2500 years in the making and brings us all into the Age of Aquarius. Ladies & Gentlemen of The Crypt, allow me to introduce my brother...Brother 12.
Apr 27
27 min
A Murder in Manotick
The Cryptkeeper loves small towns! Every small town is old and being so holds many secrets. Nothing is more secretive than Murder...especially a more recent one! What happened that one day back in October 1994 in Manotick? A disappearance that spans over 20 years before somewhat of an answer was revealed. But believe me.....it's not the answer you're looking forward. Join the Cryptkeeper as he goes back to Manotick to investigate a Murder that caught his eye years ago. Further personal retrospect follows.....The letter "M" is capitalized not for the noun...but for the Murder!
Sep 18, 2025
14 min
Ottawa's Island of the Dead
Well...it's been a minute...one hell of a minute! Straight From the Suburbs is back with a vengeance of island proportions. Just off Shirley's Bay in Ottawa, one mysterious island exists that has buried secrets and a blood thirsty history. What else does the island have buried beneath...I mean besides the bodies, bones and intrigue. Join Admiral Cryptkeeper on the S.S Death....last stop...Ottawa's Island of the Dead.
Apr 23, 2025
13 min
Alien Abduction in Alberta
Look up in the sky...is it a bird? A plane?...A UFO? Whatever it is, believe you me,...The Cryptkeeper wants to know! Follow along for some homespun sugery. A personal tale that opens the transition into a harrowing account of alien abduction in rural Alberta. Are we being watched? Farmed? Or simply toyed with....Come with The Cryptkeeper as we transform into high plains drifters in an Alien Abduction in Alberta.
Nov 12, 2024
25 min
Beauport Asylum Massacre
It's a crazy world we live in. Shadows from every corner pulling at your sanity, imagine fighting off the darkness whilst residing in the shadows yourself. Your life, controlled by others and the occult mantra of "As above, so below" only multiplies your fear as the bad now outweighs the good. But maybe it's not you.....maybe it's a possession or another version of you that has taken over...who knows. Join the Cryptkeeper as he examines solitary life in a padded cell and the local story that resulted in the other-wordly murder of multiple people...all under the watchful eye of a dark entity. Hold on tight, those in the Crypt, as this episode will really get your goat. Welcome to the Beauport Asylum Massacre.
Jul 19, 2024
29 min
Atomic Ottawa
Well, it looks like the feature film "Oppenheimer" has won best picture at the Oscars. The Cryptkeeper would have paid more attention should the name of the film was changed to it's more specific moniker of "Ottawaheimer "! Ottawa is where the Nuclear story began. It's a forgotten history with a Secret Society twist that includes the Freemasons and Skull & Bones .....all with local Ottawa flavour! Let's set the esoteric record straight....no major international and earth changing decisions are made in office, it's all agreed upon in the shadows and occult powers of Secret Societies. Join the Cryptkeeper as he delves into the murky waters of not only the Ottawa River but the secret agreements between the Masonic Free Masons and Skull & Bones that have made Ottawa Canada the Atomic City!
Mar 17, 2024
22 min
An Old Possession in New France
What's old is new when is comes to esoterica. Picture it, Quebec....sorry...New France, circa 1660. You step off the boat after a harrowing trip overseas and join the newest residents of the French Colony. Only, you are not alone! Not included as passengers were the malevolent spirits that tagged along from the old country. They don't have passports but what they have is your soul! Join the Cryptkeeper for another local yet old occult mystery from before Canada was a country and when a young Barb Hallay set foot in modern day Quebec only to be taken prisoner by an un-holy possession. Was it a curse? Will the Nun's help? How about the Bishop? All this and more as the Cryptkeeper unravels the sordid affair that jumpstarted the infamous Witch Trials...and it all happened in our own backyard!
Nov 21, 2023
22 min
Creepy Carp
Ottawa is creepy enough, but wait until you get a load of what is going on in the outskirts! Aliens, UFO's, Witches, Government Conspiracies....all in your backyard....Welcome to Carp, Ontario! It's a beautiful place but you may not want to stay overnight, that's when the odd occurences begin. To guide us around this mysterious little town just outside of Ottawa, the Cryptkeeper has enlisted the services of his Ottawa Valley Whistleblower, Miss Marjie! Forget Julian Assange, Miss Marjie is the one spilling the secrets that dare not be mentioned outside of Carp. Together with Miss Marjie the Cryptkeeper will attempt to answer the age old question that has plagued the Ottawa Valley for decades.....What the Hell is going on in Carp!?
Jul 5, 2023
47 min
The Dagg Poltergeist
A stone's throw from Ottawa lies the small town of Clarendon, more or less now part of Shawville, Quebec. We have all driven past or through it but never suspected the evil that once was....and maybe still is! There once was a poltergeist, or was it a demon that terrorized the poor Dagg family lo those many years ago. This was no ordinary haunting, hurts abound along with dozens of witnesses! This demon spoke, he maimed but could he kill? Listen attentively as the Cryptkeeper takes those in the Crypt just across the Ottawa River to the town that has never been the same since the evil entity labelled as The Dagg Poltergeist came up from the depths of Hell to terrorize the neighborhood. This occurrence is creepy, scary and it happened just across the river.... you've been warned.... this one's a Hellraiser!
Mar 27, 2023
24 min
Parliament Hill Winter Solstice: Freemasons, Sacred Geometry, Sigils and more!
On Dec 21 the time is nigh to celebrate Yule! Included in Yule & before Saturnalia (Christmas) is the Winter Solstice! The shortest period of daylight and the longest night of the year, it makes for an esoterically spiritual day! The extended winter solstice darkness makes it the perfect opportunity to summon your inner Karl Jung and perform some shadow work, after all, without the calm quiet of Darkness, there would be no value in light.  Furthermore, Ottawa's inner secrets can be revealed, starting at Parliament and it's Winter Solstice alignment, to which we have the Freemasons to thank!  Join the Cryptkeeper as he tours you around Ottawa's occult beginnings and culminates with some Sigil magik instructions. So on Woden's (Odin) day...Wednesday (remember your Calendar is Pagan) Dec 21, celebrate the Winter Solstice and new beginnings by burning a Sigil, listen attentively to the instructions and also dive deep into the Parliament Hill Winter Solstice indicators, the Cryptkeeper is here to show you all the Winter Solstice mysteries of Ottawa, hidden in plain sight!
Dec 19, 2022
17 min
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