In its 13th season, American Horror Story finally makes a truly thrilling terror a reality; long lingering shots of sponge baths. Is it AI? It's gotta be AI.

It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a...woman-lead superhero movie so of course people are weird about it and we can't trust the reviews and we have to decide for ourselves if it's any good.

Hey we're old, we don't get everything. Like why do you need an iced coffee in an interview? I don't know man. But we do like Phoebe Bridgers. That's cool right?

Like none of us want to be reminded of Covid lockdown, but if you had to choose a way to reminisce, Bo Burnham's Inside might be the best option.

What would happen if the cast of Mean Girls had magic powers? Nothing good, but also something great. Join us as we watch the new camp classic Forbidden Fruits.

The world is worlding pretty hard so let's go to the suburbs. AND ROCK THEM.

This week we're heading into the liminal space of horror and investigating the Backrooms. What's scarier than an indoor waterslide? Hygienically speaking, not much.

No one has to be gay. Except vampires. Like at least a little. We all agree on this right?

Are Disney adults all that different from Burners? Probably, in some ways. And not in others. In any case we can all agree that everything gets worse when a Musk gets involved.

This week we're talking about the Flodge. Don't know what that is? Probably for the best. Also Obsession, the incel horror movie that asks the question; what if a girl actually liked you? (She doesn't, and you should be ok with that.)