Steve entertains Todd and Aaron with tales from his youth, including his recollection of the time he beat the tar out of a bully named Nick at Lincoln High School in Des Moines. He then reveals his ten commandments for conservatives after a mass shooting. In Hour Two, the crew answers a four-dimensional question (courtesy of Aaron) and discusses the unique situation of third parties.

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