Admiral "A.J." Jarok's dating pool is getting a little thin, so time to get a spray tan and defect to the Federation in the scout ship Vo and lie about his age on his OK Pon-Farr profile. But if things go sour he's got his Metamucil suicide chip ready to go. Will Kyle get a snow shovel? Will Bobby & Taggert survive a showdown with Tommy at Nelvana III? Will Longo throw a Parrises Squares match in the name of peace? Look out, it's a new Romulan filled pod!