Two single men discuss a corporeal hologram for most of an episode, and air vents and shirt colors for the rest of it, all without ever saying the words "yeah", "no", or "so".In case you're curious, Jesper says it 9 times more than Albert but we're gonna go over that in the next episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two kinsmen discuss just how much the Borg seem to be dominating, question Data's computer skills and the general way computers seem to function in this universe. That's most of it actually, and we do it in two longer segments. So, you know, if you don't like computers this might be the one to skip. On the other hand if you love computers, this might be the one to replay and replay. See, I was always told to create things hoping that people will love it, instead of worrying that people will hate it. I guess I never realised what they meant until now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two co-hosts discuss the Borg, contractions, cruise ships, and YouTube's Dr. Geoff Lindsey. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two space friends talk about aliens and walk-and-talks. Jesper is very sleepy. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two nakamas (It's like close friend in Japanese but it's really impossible to translate it's very powerful) initiate a quick yearly meeting, then discuss Trojan gift horses and shadows (not Shadow Men but closely related), debate Star Trek engineering, and Albert makes a challenge wheel, while their new favourite character climbs into a vent he's sure to make it out of alive. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two normal men discuss the obvious tension between Mr. Data and Picard, rocket decals, and that's pretty much it, in an episode surprisingly shorter than the minutes with just the credits. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two play-mates talk about actually enjoying themselves, theorise on Shadow Men and the Grey Earl, lose their spliff virginity, Jesper discusses his nickname, and do some bible reading, and debate on the moroseness of certain people. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two mates spend genuine ages ranking 20 minutes while also coming up with fun, creative names for each of them, a bit that I honestly expected to be real disappointing but boy did it deliver. They also discuss feminism, and learn about Wharf's heritage. Honestly, there's barely anything here about the minute. I guess we mention radiation, but we were lucky to have so much stuff to cover with a minute like this. Let's hope the next one has some content. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Two daredevils talk Dermot, dreams, dot dot Data, discuss the dearth of destruction, and then end on a quick game of RPS to cap off a damn short episode. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We celebrate the internationally renowned holiday of April 4, the Day Before First Contact, and watch the first 18 minutes of Star Trek: First Contact together. This one's gonna reaaaally suck if you're not watching the movie with us, by the way. You can just pirate it. It's fine. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.