This meeting is for the birds.The Agenda:1.     Employee of the Month2.     New Intern3.     Birthdays4.     Yahtzee! Scam5.     Fire!6.     Planetary Patronyms7.     Bryan's Brewing Academy8.     Chernobyl Farmer’s Market9.  No Penguins!10.  Waxwing Birdsemail: [email protected] helpline: (214) 664-9744Original release date: August 18, 2024

From the far reaches of space to the deepest depths of the sea.The Agenda:1.     Employee of the Month2.     Promotions3.     Toph's Milestone Birthday4.     Vending Machine Theft5.     Menthol Chocolate Chip6.     Keyboard Crumbs7.     Oscar Meyer World Record8.     Adult-size Big Wheels9.     Pyrophone10.  Ultimate Fart Blaster11.  GravityBeard Solar System12.  Pirates & SeaGOATSemail: [email protected] helpline: (214) 664-9744Original release date: July 14, 2024

Our first Staff Meeting in almost four years!The Agenda:1. Employee of the Month2. New Interns3. Birthdays4. Organization Anniversaries (Beardmas)5. Crapeteria6. Wetter Wieners7. Fowl Territory8. Squtler Taxis9. Summer Concert Series10. German Pretzel Cutting11. Graceland & Campo12. Gorilla Couch13. Boob Ceilingemail: [email protected] release date: June 9, 2024

The Official Donut of the GravityBeard InternsThe Agenda:Rising starSciencey BirthdaysThe MonumentBuy them all!Check your desksKnife Wielding BaboonsEmotional EfficiencyGulls v StarfishPlease wear pantsToto on TeslaDonut DebateIs he still with us?Mathers on the runDeVilbiss Double ShotOriginal release date: August 2, 2020

Adam decides to get into the home reno game. Oh, it's also Toph's birthday. The Agenda:New #1Another Csomo!Me Baby, Me!GBI Reno ProjectAdam Loves Peter FaulkBehemoth Beach BallWater Skiing Monkeys45 Minutes to InsanitySnarky EffronteriesIt wasn’t ketchup!Ed Asner DethklokDrop the AnvilTorey + Kelsey From the RoadPeter DeVilbiss Fun FactOriginal release date: July 1, 2020.

It's time to celebrate some anniversaries, milestones, and our first Beardmas! Plus, our MVP, Keith, is retiring from competition!The Agenda:Top ContributorsMajor RetirementNew InternsBirthdaysPromotionsCannibal RatsRadioactivitiesOfficial Number of the GBIEd Asner Dethklok UpdateDang you, Ritz crackerThe Sausage OnesOriginal release date: June 7, 2020

A facilities upgrade even better than last week!The Agenda:Top ContributorsBabyTernMay BirthdaysGlueTernSAFARI!!!Responsibly Distant High-FiveHey there, CoronaBe More LandoJeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himselfEd Asner Death ClockBecause…ChristmasHe’s back!Original release date: May 2, 2020

Adam and I announce the most exciting facilities upgrade ever! Original release date: April 5, 2020

New format for our meetings. Company business only.Original release date: March 15, 2020

The beginning of the Ed Asner Death ClockOriginal release date: February 1, 2020