Nah because this news cycle is actually cooked 💀

🥤 Pepsi drops a caffeinated Night Edition for World Cup fans

🖤 Goth Girl Spit becomes a real drink and instantly sells out

🍪 Crumbl allegedly creates a beverage capable of seeing through time

🎬 Scary Movie 6 chooses violence against literally everybody

🤖 OpenAI enters its superhero arc and starts preparing for future pandemics

At this point humanity is just pressing random buttons to see what happens 😭🔥