Apple said the all-glass 20th anniversary iPhone is still happening in 2027 (Bloomberg can keep the rumors). Bumble finally dropped the women-message-first rule because the app was starving. Spotify about to slap AI labels on fake artists so y’all know when the singer never existed. Short, messy, and necessary.

Apple just dropped a major plot twist with Klarnathe official iPhone Upgrade Program is dead, and now you can literally rent your next iPhone, Mac, or Apple Watch. No cap, it’s giving high luxury on a budget, but you don't actually own the tech unless you pay the buyout fee at the end. Is this a certified financial flex or are we just subscribing to life at this point? Let's break down the tea.

Apple’s secret 'Restricted Mode' is giving major corporate ick like Okay, wait because this is actually wild. 💀 Leaked code shows Apple is trying to brick your phone over-the-air if you fall behind on payments, and it’s giving dystopia. Steve Jobs spent his entire life trying to make phones aesthetic and insanely great, and the corporate bean-counters are really out here trying to turn your $1,200 iPhone into a digital collections agent. He would literally wipe the entire dev team if he saw this. Chat, we are officially in a simulation."

Bertha said “it’s my time” and officially became Tropical Storm Bertha today 😭🌧️ But she isn’t gonna do nothing Arthur didn’t do. The Gulf is getting absolutely cooked as this slow-moving storm brings heavy rain, flash flooding risks, and tropical storm conditions from the Florida Panhandle through Louisiana and into Texas. Some areas could see up to 8 inches — your streets finna look like Venice, Italy real quick.Tropical Storm Watches are in effect, she’s moving like 3 mph (relatable), and she’s not expected to go full hurricane but she’s still serving chaos like her brother tropical storm Arthur.If you’re in the zone: stay inside, don’t drive through water, and stock up on snacks bestie 😂Drop your city if Bertha’s coming for you 👀 How we feeling about hurricane season already delivering the drama?

Tropical Storm Bertha said “hold my La Croix” and turned into a whole mood in the Gulf of Mexico 💀She’s moving slower than your situationship replying but dropping up to 8 inches of rain, flash floods, and tropical storm energy from Florida Panhandle to Louisiana & Texas. Watches are popping off, your weekend plans are canceled, and she’s not even going full hurricane mode (thanks Saharan dust).Stay safe if you’re in the splash zone, charge your phone, and don’t be outside hydroplaning for the ’gram 😂Drop your city below if Bertha finna ruin your week 👀

Taco Bell removes some ingredients from the menu that will prevent “explosive” diarrhea that’s spreading rapidly throughout the U.SLettuce, cilantro, onion, pico de gallo and guacamole

Bro half of us under 30 are still living with our parents 😭 the economy got us in a chokehold, rent prices wildin, and adulting is straight cap. We out here paying off student loans while our childhood bedroom stays undefeated

Prap Young going FULL unhinged on today’s wildest headlines! A 34-year-old gets arrested for motorized water gun drive-bys, Philippines schools teaching Valorant like it’s PE class, PlayStation deleting 550+ movies and going full digital (Sony really said no more discs 💀), House of the Dragon crowns its queen, X drops 4th of July vibes, IShowSpeed dodges plane disaster, ex-Blizzard prez roasts the no-physical future, and a website crowning the pettiest country (US fighting for gold in complaints).

Yo what’s good fam! 🚀💀 In this episode we cookin’ GTA 6 pre-orders that went LIVE today Standard $79.99, Ultimate $99.99 with all the extra drip, cars, guns & Jason/Lucia lore. But the biggest tea? Physical copies just a download code in a box — gamers ratio’d Rockstar callin’ it straight “empty box scam” 😂Quick gaming hits: GTA 6 borrowin’ Forza barn find vibes, Sony sayin’ it slaps hardest on PS5, Valorant anti-cheat updates, new horror game with Sadie Sink, and more.Celeb mess: JWoww pulled a surprise Beauty & the Beast wedding plot twist, Lionel Richie dizziness scare mid-concert, Taylor/Travis wedding rumors goin’ crazy, Kendall & Jacob couple goals on hikes, plus Lizzo numbers & red carpet chaos.

YO what’s good SDN fam! 😤🌪️🧸🚗 Your boy Prap Young back with the unhinged Gen Z news dump straight from the 47th Street chaos zone!Tropical Storm Arthur tryna sneak up on the Gulf Coast — we breaking down the latest, how bad it’s finna get for Louisiana, and why y’all need to board up before it turns Dragula mode 💀Toy Story 5 just hit theaters TODAY and got us all in our feels — Buzz, Woody, and the squad cooking nostalgia + new tech drama. Is this the summer movie we been waiting for?PLUS GTA VI preorders drop June 25 and the internet is LOSING IT — Lucia & Jason about to take over Leonida, who finna cop day one?!