BREAKING: reports say the Trump administration wants a $250 bill with Trump’s face on it 😭🇺🇸 Bro said:

🗣️ “inflation so cooked we need bigger bills now.”

The funniest part?

If this actually happened, our paychecks would basically arrive as:

💵💵💵💵💵

Five Trump Bucks.

Cashiers gonna be staring at me like:

🧍 “why your money look politically modded?”

And imagine accidentally folding one in half and feeling like you committed a federal war crime.