Yo what’s good fam? Last night at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner, Trump, Melania, JD Vance & the whole cabinet had to duck & run when shots rang out at the Washington Hilton. Secret Service went super saiyan, tackled the suspect (31yo Cole Tomas Allen from Cali, armed with guns + knives), and got everyone out safe no cap, Trump walked away unharmed again. This is like the third time since ’24… timeline is actually unhinged fr.