Bro Chuck Norris just got permanently logged out at 86 💀—legend yeeted to the shadow realm in Hawaii, family dropping the sad fax. Meanwhile Taylor Frankie Paul’s whole Bachelorette glow-up got nuked after that choke vid resurfaced, custody ratio’d to her ex, season straight-up deleted like it never existed 😭. Shia’s out here feral-mode on NOLA cops at like 5AM, full meltdown captured on cam 🚨. Palm Beach Pete still serving Epstein twin looks but unbothered queen energy: ‘I’m just hot, not a villain fr.’ Absolute clown fiesta today, no cap.”