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Sponsored by Comcast Xfinity, it's not the best choice, it's the only choice!   Our adventure came to an early end due to the Exalted Demake combat engine so far being a bit out of tune. We discuss what problems we faced and brainstorm some possible fixes for what we’ve experienced. Once the system gets another balance pass we will probably come back to this game, but for now, that’s all from our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs!

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Sponsored by muffled sounds of gorilla violence, the best gorilla joke of 1897!   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs rush in to save people from a vampire bar. A big fight breaks out that involves not only placed explosives but also an entire truck. Will an unholy knight of the Sabbat, along with armies of shovelheads, be able to put a scratch on our gods of murder, or will gloves have to finally come off?   Afterwards, the party has a nice talk with a door frame. It makes sense in context…

Sponsored by chaos response, the new Sabbat war tactic!   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs get a new quest from Luna - to find Dr Fun D. Mental’s rogue domain guardian, an animatronic knight endoskeleton. They go looking for it in the orange grove that’s just infested with zombies. Will the new threat be able to handle our murderhobos, or will Devon have to crank the numbers up?

Sponsored by botches, everyone's favourite roll outcome!   Our Atrocity of Exalted guinea pigs crash a party at Castle Ravenloft, a goth club voted Most Likely To Be Ran By Vampires five years in a row by the readers of the Helios Herald. Will they be in danger, or will they dominate the local vampires like the demigod murder machines they are?

Sponsored by playtests, fail early, fail often!   Welcome to our new game of Exalted Demake (vs World of Darkness)! We are game testing the new iteration of the Demake system with focus on combat. So expect a lot of people getting hurt!   The setting is Helios, Florida in the year 2020. The city’s occult matrix has been on the fritz, and the combined plague and heatwave make people’s lives unbearable. Worst yet, the neon-light soaked city has been cursed after the murder of Abel. And to top it all off, Exalted have returned…   Pitch document for this game - https://docs.google.com/document/d/1yoiRb5x1PrTjwzz1h3NpVUnspTe0Uu5sHfTD_-214NA/edit?usp=sharing   Our cast for this series includes: - Devon as the facilitator - Gerald as Salah al Rashid-Jackson, a Dawn Caste Solar - Stephanie as The Hare who Eats the Wolf (aka Zero), a Day Caste Abyssal - Falco as Noah Etellion, a Twilight Caste Solar - Arbane as Captain Craig Donovan, a Zenith Caste Solar - Panda as Neil Bhediya, a Dawn Caste Solar - Adam as Nothing Else Matters, a Dusk Caste Abyssal - Nicole as Fossil, a Full Moon Lunar

Sponsored by feedback, we’ve got some!   Our A-team rebels listen to the voice in their heads and storm Lord Ruler’s palace. They confront Vin and her steward in exploring the estate and explore a secret chamber filled with strange and powerful things. How will their story end? Who will succumb to the ultimate power and who will make a sacrifice?   (The Knitting Club’s conclusion episodes may or may not follow after this one, depending on how well we organise everything)

Sponsored by debasement, in vogue in every collapsing empire!   Our A-team rebels put their secret plans for their stolen minting dies into motion. Everything descends into chaos. Rumours of Kalsier being back and having discovered a new metal that can kill Lord Ruler circulate. The group decides to take some drugs, I mean metals, in hopes of finding out the secret to ultimate power…

Sponsored by secrets, everybody has a few   Our Knitting Club once again goes to a party, this time hosted by house Erbane that went all out this time! Mildred tries to set lady Erikell up for future embarrassment. Windslorp plays with a big dog and in confronting Villette some secrets start getting revealed! The Knitting Club uncovers the reason for the party’s opulence and later has a heart to heart about why Windslorp has been acting so strange for an 8-year-old orphan…

Sponsored by the 1933 British penny, waiting for its heist movie debut   Our A-team rebels execute their heist against House Erbane to steal their dies. Will everything go smoothly, or will anyone be able to stand up to our Pewtered-up juggernauts?