Sponsored by Gattaca, the only way to win against an augment is not to save any energy to go back…   CW: Suicidal ideation   Our Exocolonists have some deep philosophical discussion with Sol after her second coma of the year. Trig presents her finding about the metal dust sprites. Digi enjoys a hot spring. Ren goes for a walk she doesn’t expect to walk back from…

Sponsored by Bugsnax, such a cute game, don’t look too deep!   Our Exocolonists deal with the top of the allergy season. Digi picks a new career path. Trig solves a mystery years before Sol would with the power of being an older teenager.

Sponsored by cotton candy makers, turns out you can just buy one as an adult and nobody can stop you!   Our Exocolonists try solving all of life’s problems with sportsball, and it goes great. Trig helps to improve a cotton candy maker for Auntie Seedent, and since cotton candy is mentioned, it’s time for a small child to get fried as is tradition…

Sponsored by 3D printing, so much better after the patents expired!   Our Exocolonists deal with early onset allergies. Digi gets inspired to rework how colony walls are printed. Then an expedition goes south really fast and kids get to see a dead body...

Sponsored by spaceship kid nursery rhymes - if you hear a hiss, tell an adult!   Our Exocolonists discuss the great ship bulkhead theory. They go out on an expedition where Ren vents, while Kom and Digi worry about her…

Sponsored by Tammy candy, the second best thing after cotton candy…   Our Exocolonists land on planet Vertumna and establish themselves. Ren treats some first injuries on Korg. Sol as per usual is in a coma…

Sponsored by time loops, guess who’ back back back, back again gain gain…   We are back with our game of I Was A Teenage Exocolonist in the Chuubo's Marvelous Wish-Granting Engine system! Back to the start! It’s another loop!   We learned a lot from the last season of the game, plus Steph couldn’t play with us for the time being, so we decided to start over with G joining the crew. But it’s a time loop game, so everything is fine, it’s on brand! But the previous loop doesn’t just disappear you know…   Digi and Trig have received slight mechanical reworks, but they are still the same characters.

Sponsored by cat girls, turns out they are great negotiators!   Our Exocolonists negotiate with a terrorist 3 year old and work to take down the colony’s drone network. Surely everything will work out great!

Sponsored by the Civilization Starter Kit, a perfect way to bootstrap yourself!   Our Exocolonists track down some equipment that has gone missing from expeditions and discover a secret…

Sponsored by chain of command, the chains that bind us   Our Exocolonists go over their bleptea thesis project and how things are going to work in the future, that the teens will need to act more responsibly. Then Trig gets an idea to make hallucinogens… Responsibility!