Life imitates art, and art imitates life, as the same with Spongebob Squarepants. Join me on a chronological journey through time and space, love and hate, sponge and sea. Each week, I will overanalyze an episode of Spongebob and apply its themes to the real world. I'll share stories from my life, my unhinged opinions and hot takes, as well as coverage of current events under the contextual lens of the wonderous world of our favorite sea sponge.