Send us Fan Mail Ever been caught in the whirlwind of dinner reservation gone rogue? You’re not alone. Today, we're pulling back the curtain on dining debacles and the hilarity of restaurant rules that'll have you wondering if you're eating out or signing your life away. Mary recounts an evening that spiraled into the realm of the absurd at a posh lakeside eatery and introduces you to the term "rich tits." And just when you think it couldn't get more bizarre, we tackle the comedy and so...