Bernie and Dre watched the new Civil War movie so that you don't have to, and clown on slumlords, the Druids and Wizards of SLC, Caroline Gleich for US Senate, "Rose" by Sig Sauer, and the disturbing vibe heading into White Boy Summer 2024.   Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "White Boy Summer" by Chet Hanx Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre return from the future to skitz out about Bigfoot, UFO, self-immolation, fake elections, and Shooter Season '24 in the inaugural episode from the new Spidercouch Collective studio in The Avenues, SLC. Show Notes https://www.ksl.com/article/50875572/does-bigfoot-live-in-utah-you-be-the-judge Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "My Lady's On Fire" by Ty Segall "Tall Man Skinny Lady" by Ty Segall Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre host Special Guest Branch to talk sacred numbers, poopoo weed, schizo-solipsism, and how the legacy of our ancestors speaks through our bloodlines. Check out this one-of-a-kind Spidercouch interview with a bona fide druid to blow your mind right open just in time for the New Year. Music Cred:  "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Kids (Original 2004 Recording)" by MGMT Show Notes https://www.instagram.com/zebrajetpack/   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre vent their frustration about positive dog training, marketing scams, cheap customers, science bros, and the scourge of email jobbies who keeps us from skiing and looks down on us humble blue collar folk.   Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Detroit Basketball" by Bad Bad Hats   Show Notes https://nypost.com/2023/11/28/lifestyle/theres-an-anti-aging-drug-for-dogs-now/ https://news.sky.com/story/france-votes-to-ban-disposable-vapes-13023409 https://thetexan.news/issues/second-amendment/pistol-brace-regulation-blocked-in-nationwide-injunction-from-amarillo-federal-judge/article_79dee5e6-7f4d-11ee-ae8e-e775c3ba76e1.html https://www.theverge.com/23987993/gta-6-news-trailers-rockstar-games https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-67516612 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhvqwX2Xeic   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre make their triumphant return after Dre's bout with COVID and Bernie's no good, very bad, terrible, awful, work schedule to talk SLC's mayoral wrapup, Kissinger resting in piss, Argentina's new chad president, the trannyfesto leak, and whether we should resist becoming NPCs or embrace it.   Music Cred "...And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Psycho Star" by King Tuff   Show Notes https://www.ksl.com/article/50797056/mendenhall-takes-heated-salt-lake-mayoral-race-after-rocky-throws-in-the-towel https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/henry-kissinger-dead-100 https://www.npr.org/2023/11/19/1214092698/javier-milei-a-radical-libertarian-populist-elected-president-of-argentina https://twitter.com/LPTN1776/status/1721550214233014759 https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/11/21/mysterious-respiratory-dog-illness-symptoms-states-everything-to-know/71652480007/ https://www.reuters.com/technology/sam-altmans-ouster-openai-was-precipitated-by-letter-board-about-ai-breakthrough-2023-11-22/   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre receive exclusive updates from their ex-girlfriends and Chet Haze and try to push a camel through the eye of a needle on Andrew Callahagn, COVID tyrant forgiveness, and the outbreak of war in Israel-Palestine. Music Cred "And We Thought That Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Move On" by FIDLAR Show Notes https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyeb4okt0RF/ https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyg2Z98prvx/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CyjWM_nNyac/ https://www.instagram.com/p/Cyi1hq4gh_J/ https://www.instagram.com/p/CyhA0p6AyQV/ https://twitter.com/TheGeneral_0/status/1704552188775649325 https://www.complex.com/pop-culture/a/jadegomez510/andrew-callaghan-comeback-following-accusations https://calgary.ctvnews.ca/unvaccinated-are-the-most-discriminated-group-alberta-premier-says-1.6105138 https://twitter.com/DiedSuddenly_/status/1711769181744484796 https://100percentfedup.com/watch-rand-paul-presents-case-for-anthony-fauci-to-serve-prison-time-traitor-to-his-country/ https://nypost.com/2023/10/06/hillary-clinton-calls-for-formal-deprogramming-of-trump-supporters/ https://news.antiwar.com/2023/10/18/biden-backs-israels-claim-that-it-didnt-bomb-gaza-hospital/ https://www.zerohedge.com/political/insurrection-pro-palestinian-protesters-occupy-capitol-building https://news.antiwar.com/2023/10/18/us-vetoes-un-security-resolution-calling-for-humanitarian-pauses-in-gaza/   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre discuss the new schizos, fake compassion, the Therapeutic State, Beautiful Princess Appreciation Week, crime and violence in leftist cities, How Trump Can Still Win, FBI's classification of MAGA Extremists, and our theories of why we ended up the way we did.   Music Cred "And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Hanging on the Telephone" by Blondie   Show Notes https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/british-troops-could-be-sent-to-ukraine-as-the-country-ramps-up-on-the-ground-training-efforts-uk-defense-minister-says/ar-AA1hvcZV https://www.newswars.com/left-wing-activist-gets-stabbed-to-death-by-black-male-in-brooklyn/ https://twitter.com/Aristos_Revenge/status/1709568789057044894 https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/philadelphia-journalist-fatally-shot-home-rcna118420 https://twitter.com/CollinRugg/status/1708925067588194478 https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4237172-texas-republican-will-nominate-trump-for-speaker-of-the-house/ https://www.newsweek.com/2023/10/13/exclusive-fbi-targets-trump-followers-2024-election-nears-1831836.html#Echobox=1696410357 Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre talk trying to date in your late 20s in 2023 amidst violent urban outdoorsmen, looters, Ukrainian Nazis, mRNA vaccines, and the post #MeToo politics of Russel Brand.   https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/news/video/15-arrested-allegedly-looting-philadelphia-103521901 https://www.zerohedge.com/political/trudeau-apologizes-zelensky-canadian-public-nazigate-quietly-tells-mps-dont-speak-about https://news.yahoo.com/trump-suggests-mark-milley-executed-063701241.html?s=09 https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/meat-from-animals-vaccinated-with-mrna-vaccines-may-soon-make-its-way-into-the-us-food-supply-5494918?src_src=partner&src_cmp=ZeroHedge https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-66838794 https://twitter.com/simonateba/status/1703155215686373862   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre are joined once again by special guest Saint to talk COVID updates, gay politicians, the destruction of Lahaina, Portland's robotic child castration machine, and spend some time thinking about the Roman Empire together as they review Bronze Age Pervert's provocative exhortation of Nietzschean philosophy, Bronze Age Mindset. Music Cred "...And We Thought Nation States Were A Bad Idea" by Mad Caddies "Also Sprach Zarathustra" by Deodato Show Notes https://www.pbs.org/newshour/world/russia-officially-confirms-wagner-leader-yevgeny-prigozhin-died-in-plane-crash https://www.medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2022.04.28.22274443v1.full?s=09 https://www.theepochtimes.com/health/forensic-analysis-of-deaths-in-pfizer-biontechs-early-mrna-vaccine-trial-show-significant-inconsistencies-5487136?src_src=partner&src_cmp=ZeroHedge https://nypost.com/2023/09/12/cia-tried-to-pay-off-analysts-to-bury-covid-lab-leak-findings-whistleblower/ https://abc7chicago.com/obama-personal-chef-cause-of-death-tafari-campbell-accident/13689967/ https://www.opindia.com/2023/09/larry-sinclair-gay-sex-cocaine-barack-obama-1999-tucker-carlson-interview/ https://www.businessinsider.com/tucker-carlson-amps-up-trump-assassination-conspiracy-theory-2023-9 https://revolver.news/2023/08/close-friend-of-utah-man-gunned-down-by-fbi-has-a-lot-to-talk-about-with-glenn-beck/ https://www.politico.eu/article/elon-musk-ukraine-starlink-russia-crimea-war-drone-submarine-attack-sabotage/ https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/4166222-maui-residents-who-disobeyed-barricade-survived-fires-ap-reports/ https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4203416-federal-judge-blocks-new-mexico-governors-firearm-carry-ban/ https://christopherrufo.com/p/oregons-castration-machine https://twitter.com/UpdatingOnRome/status/1701749584064581955 https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2023/09/bronze-age-pervert-costin-alamariu/674762/   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe

Bernie and Dre review a video of a gangstalker caught on assignment, Joe Biden nibbling a Finnish infant while deploying 3,000 reservists to Europe, transgender service members, R.F.K. Jr. and Bitcoin, and preview the new movie Plandemic III in their signature Beavis and Butthead couchie style. Music Cred "20180924" by Mac DeMarco "Empire State of Mind" by Dream Baby Show Notes https://www.bitchute.com/video/s7WdCccshH0P/ https://markcrispinmiller.substack.com/p/joe-biden-sniffs-and-nibbles-frightened https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2023/07/shock-video-finnish-child-terrified-as-joe-biden/ https://news.antiwar.com/2023/07/13/biden-order-activates-3000-reservists-for-europe-deployments/ https://www.dossier.today/p/confidential-biden-dod-memo-reveals https://cointelegraph.com/news/rfk-jr-will-back-us-dollar-with-bitcoin-if-president https://www.deseret.com/coronavirus/2021/8/11/22620514/covid-anti-vaccine-nurse-saline-shots-germans https://www.foxnews.com/us/utah-doctor-charged-destroying-covid-19-vaccines-giving-fake-shots-children-parents-request https://plandemicseries.com/watch-the-great-awakening-movie/   Get full access to Spidercouch Collective at spidercouchcollective.substack.com/subscribe