Okay, part three. And we're not going to make this one sexual okay. Or that was really rude. Um ship the next one. But jewel ng. Okay. But dueling is super easy. I Bejeweled every vagina vagina vagina. But I Bejeweled my vagina. That was an accident. I gradual everything. You guys. The trick is to go to Michael's and get the Bejeweled strips. They're like already Bejeweled together and then you can do so many things with that. I Bejeweled my little poster that you got me that has um, you're trying too hard and I've Bejeweled my um shoes for my peloton. I have Bejeweled notebooks but you gotta get it in a strip. You gotta strip it together. Any thoughts on that. Yeah, strip it. But don't take your clothes off because then your podcast co host gets mad at you for trying too hard. First of all, this is not a podcast. This is a beams and second of all you're not and if you're not officially the co host and it's not going that wellCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

Okay, part three. And we're not going to make this one sexual okay. Or that was really rude. Um ship the next one. But jewel ng. Okay. But dueling is super easy. I Bejeweled every vagina vagina vagina. But I Bejeweled my vagina. That was an accident. I gradual everything. You guys. The trick is to go to Michael's and get the Bejeweled strips. They're like already Bejeweled together and then you can do so many things with that. I Bejeweled my little poster that you got me that has um, you're trying too hard and I've Bejeweled my um shoes for my peloton. I have Bejeweled notebooks but you gotta get it in a strip. You gotta strip it together. Any thoughts on that. Yeah, strip it. But don't take your clothes off because then your podcast co host gets mad at you for trying too hard. First of all, this is not a podcast. This is a beams and second of all you're not and if you're not officially the co host and it's not going that wellCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

Alright. Crafts Part two. Um Because fuck friendship exists. Yeah, so google friendship bracelets. Um It's not that hard. You need a visual. The next thing we're going to talk about plus it's for babies. Okay, now we're gonna shut up. Now we're going to talk about an adult craft. That's right. Sand are It's a fun hobby. Alright, so far, I don't like that. Your honor. I don't like this sand art john What do you know about Sander's? It's it's a beautiful hobby. You heard it here? All right. You heard it here? First you guys you're gonna um First want to get don't get a sand art kit because they always have shitty like types of bottles. They're like plastic and shitty colored sand. Okay? You're gonna want to like individually get your like bright colored sand on amazon and you go to different beaches across the world. Okay. Alright, this is such a big mistake. Um And you're gonna want to funnel and you're gonna wanna with each little sand you put in, you shake it down, you shake down the sand like oppressor, and then you do another color and then a different color, and then you shake it down, and then that's how you make sand. Thank youCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

Alright. Crafts Part two. Um Because fuck friendship exists. Yeah, so google friendship bracelets. Um It's not that hard. You need a visual. The next thing we're going to talk about plus it's for babies. Okay, now we're gonna shut up. Now we're going to talk about an adult craft. That's right. Sand are It's a fun hobby. Alright, so far, I don't like that. Your honor. I don't like this sand art john What do you know about Sander's? It's it's a beautiful hobby. You heard it here? All right. You heard it here? First you guys you're gonna um First want to get don't get a sand art kit because they always have shitty like types of bottles. They're like plastic and shitty colored sand. Okay? You're gonna want to like individually get your like bright colored sand on amazon and you go to different beaches across the world. Okay. Alright, this is such a big mistake. Um And you're gonna want to funnel and you're gonna wanna with each little sand you put in, you shake it down, you shake down the sand like oppressor, and then you do another color and then a different color, and then you shake it down, and then that's how you make sand. Thank youCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

Hi, Welcome to a New Week. It is monday. Welcome to spirituality is nobody has voted to see if you want john Stillman on this beams. John voted yes. He voted no because I figured everybody else would vote. Then why are you sitting here? So nobody voted to see if they want. Um, my boyfriend john to be on the beams. So you know, we're waiting on those votes to roll in. Uh, this week, this whole week we're gonna talk about crafts because everyone says, Sarah, what do you do now that you don't drink? Well, I get high and I do crafts and I'm gonna do. Yeah. And I, that's literally what I do in my free time. Okay. And I only have 30 more seconds to talk about it. The first credit. See this is why this is why we can't do it. You're interrupting me. Yes. It's a hobby. Yes. Okay, so the first craft we're gonna talk about is friendship bracelets. Okay, what you need is you need, um, four strings. The, what is this? Your wing span, the length of your wingspan. Okay. And you're gonna crisscross and not those. Um, man, I really need, I really need a visual. I really need a visual. Okay, google Dammit.Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

part five part five and final. I promise. Okay. They have great grinders. They have great rolling papers. They have awesome stuff. They like Fannie packs and scrunches Anyways. The point of this whole thing. What was it? It was to how to get how to get weed easily. Honestly, the customer service is great because I asked the guy said, can you guys come to work high? And they were like, hell yeah. As long as it doesn't mess up our workflow. Yeah, they're dope, their dope there. No, but like imagine the tolerance. Holy Yeah, that's true. I can't even pee when I'm high. I like it. It's like, it's just, it's too much to think about. Like think for like 30 seconds and then I forget that I'm trying to pee and then you have to like do a thing like you do take a while and then I have a weak stream and then I'm like thinking about that. But you sound like an 80 year old. Okay, by the way, john Selman is on God, I hate calling you by your full name. It just sounds so weird. I don't know, coming out of my mouth and john's here, johnny boy. I'd rather just call them bitch. You know, he's here and he is going to, I think be joining sperry statues permanently. Maybe I think you guys should vote on it. Should he be like the voice of reason or not? Reason? I guess like the worst, The worst voice. Yeah. Do you guys just want to hear, what do we need any more straight white men opinions. Do we need it? I do think you would spice it up a little bit. Yeah. So vote should we do it? Yeah. Let's vote. I mean, I want to be often.Check out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

welcome back part four and final parts. No promises. Okay you're in line, you cut the line. Either you're feeling like a queen. If you're smart you're my pasta is ready. If you're smart you are high already. Makes you feel even better when you're in line like that. Huh? I don't know I just like it. You feel like a princess then I do like being high secrets out. Then you ask if you have any reward points because people with medical cards get rewards reward points. I'm a part of every single rewards program there, sonny said sonny said dispense my guy Tony. There's a guy Tony there that helped me with my points because they were all over the place there on like four different accounts and I didn't do that, they did that and one guy was like we can't help you it's it's bigger than us, it's a corporate and I was high and I was like yo bro just for this system funk, this funk, this system dude. And then I was like so then I was like I had to be that Bhichai had to be that white woman. I was like can I speak to our manager? And then Tony was like Yeah no big deal. Here you go. I was like screw you do for making me feel like. So anyways I have like 37 points right now and I think you can use it on merge. They have awesome merch grinders grinderCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

Welcome back to part three. Where do we live up? Where did we leave off? Uh We should have prepared. No delta eight. Oh yeah yeah. And then the middle card and you have to say yes you have to say you have some sort of affliction. Um I really do. Thank you for saying that honey. Oh yeah I know. I I really really do honestly. Hey, it's, it's important to talk about, it's important to talk about mental health right now. Okay. Now more than you know, to everyone, it's very healthy to talk about your issues. What did you just say? Oh hell yeah. Yeah yeah. See this is why I need my medical card. I needed, I needed and I have it and it's awesome and you get to skip the line. You guys. Oh my God. I feel like such a fucking superstar. I go in there. I always leave my sunglasses on. I'm like you don't need to see my eyes. Did I get LASIK and like hi you don't know. And I feel so did I walk into a wall? Probably I usually do and you get to the front of the line and they're all like what the funk? Why she skipped the line man? She's a woman, what she doing? They shouldn't even be able to vote and that's just you. And then, oh no, I think we're gonna have to do a part forCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

Welcome back to part two of scary tattoos. How to what was it obtain weed legally in the first step which took a whole episode was to move to a state where it is allowed and legal. We're not even in it right now. I'm not in a state where it's legal right? Idaho where we Iowa Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The Delta eight. How was that? Yeah I was just saying yeah there's nothing like that. Okay so then what you're gonna do, what you're gonna want to do is get your medical card okay or find someone that has one and it's really easy to get. It's like $100 150 dollars for a year and you save that in taxes in one trip. If you're me who's the you have to have an affliction. Oh yeah you have something wrong with you which like who doesn't nowadays And you have to have a doctor you know like you have to have a doctor tell you. Alright this isn't your every time I didn't even let you on this one at all. Okay we have 10 more seconds funk. What was I saying? Listen to part threeCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm

What's up? Hi you guys today is how to is how to easily access marijuana in the state of Illinois or anywhere where marijuana is legal. All right. Or whatever. Yeah. Number one. Move to a place where it's legal to prove your life. Alright, john salmons here and he thinks he's part of this or something. And it's like, no, these are scary tattoos, like back off. So anyways, um, although should we do a podcast? I don't know. Do the fans want it? Do the fans want it? Are we going to be the new, like the new Natasha Leggero and what's his butt or the new rose bud and Andy Or? Okay. Back to what we're talking about. Step one uproot. Would you shut up the you guys? I mean sometimes I just wanna fucking smack. Am I right? Ladies, move to a state that fuck, I'm too high to remember where weed is legal. Get your medical card. I'll talk about it on to part two. Okay, I'll talk about it in part to come backCheck out the replies and reactions on Beams.fm