Join us on this Hallmark-style Christmas-themed episode that dares to ask such probing Yuletide questions as, is Santa in the public domain? When will David Lynch finally reveal his take on Santa’s workshop? And, what’s the deal with the fairy MILF in Stardust? As a special holiday gift to our audiences, this episode also includes an exclusive reading of Carson’s previously unpublished and unperformed third grade creative writing project. Includes mature language.