In this season finale of Speak-Easy, Carson and Nick discuss the Olympics. But not those Olympics. Their riveting radio play continues, and they debate the  lifelong question: if centaurs competed in the Olympics, would they compete alongside humans or horses? Thank you for listening, and we'll see you in a month! Includes mature language.

Oh God, who let Carson out of her cage and gave her permission to rant about books for an hour?! She was sealed for our protection! What foolish man would allow this to happen? It was Nick, of course, because that’s what true friendship looks like. This episode is best taken in if you imagine Carson pacing at the front of a lecture hall, snapping chalk in half while Nick sits in the back row and enables her by shouting out names such as Kylo Ren, Beauty and the Beast, and Bringing Up Baby. Plus, hear Nick cast judgment on a Monopoly game. Includes mature language.

This week we have a special guest. Who’s that behind you? It’s Bella! She’s joining us on an audio recounting of possibly insensitive elementary school field trips and other youthful shenanigans. Also, Carson and Bella simp for Nick’s cousins. Discussion of a car accident: 14:30-18:40 Includes mature language.

Nick’s existential spiral leads us to the timeless topic of…the perfect crime! Join us for a perfectly hypothetical conversation surrounding potential profitable (and criminal) undertakings. In other news, Nick and Carson continue to butcher analysis of classic literature. SPOILERS FOR KNIVES OUT: 15:18-16:26 Includes mature language.

Today, we talk about larger-than-typical animals. Whales and rattlesnakes and sharks, oh my! Come listen as Carson and Nick find their way from the topic of 'bowling' to a Socratic seminar for a book neither of them have read and then present their ideas for a new and improved Olympic games. Includes mature language.

What do Nick’s family vacation, Greek tragedies, and collective animal nouns all have in common? Well, they’re all picked apart in this episode as we try to unravel the thought process behind cryptid art. Plus, find out what Nick would do if he was given only a single day in an Ikea! Featuring special (and surprise) guest Madden Terry. Includes mature language.

Welcome to Episode 1 of our podcast, where Nick and Carson record themselves talking for an hour. This episode's topic was meant to be potential podcast names, but we got off-track pretty quickly.Includes mature language