Nick and Carson are back and ready to discuss all your pressing summer subjects, including but not limited to: the queer subtext of made-for-tv Polly Pocket movies (happy pride), what to call the next Planet of the Apes installment, and how to renovate their hometown mall in order to craft the perfect shopping experience! Recommended to eat chicken nuggets while listening. Includes mature language.

FROM DEEP WITHIN THE ARCHIVE: a conversation recorded last summer about Carson and Nick's feelings on various installments of the Indiana Jones franchise. What do Barbie in the Twelve Dancing Princesses and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade have in common? A lot, as it turns out. Nick does impressions! Carson starts a Karen Allen fanclub! And is it just me, or is Indiana Jones x Dostoevsky the hot new ship around town? Includes mature language.

Please read the following episode description with a bad Transylvanian accent: Vwelcome back to Speak-Easy! *spooky organ music* Today Carson and Nick will create a labyrinth of conversation topics so enthralling you'll get lost down there forever. Nick destroys the NRA! Carson apologizes for misrepresenting Sonic lore. If you're planning to rob a grave, remember to check Google first. Goodnight motorcade, goodnight graveyard, and goodnight Larry the Night Guard. Includes mature...

Welcome to the Spook-Easy season! For Halloween this year Nick, Carson, and a special guest take you through everything you need to know about cinematic masterpiece The Mummy (1999) and all of the talking points that entails, including Brendan Fraser, the Universal theme park ride, and Benny (who is a coward). Famous last words: "We're not just going to describe everything that happens in this movie." Includes mature language.

This episode's topic is performance art, but in-between pitching action movie heists it also touches on 80s dance movies, Gilmore Girls, and Nick's constant need to propose hypothetical crimes. Includes mature language.

This episode about amusement parks will take you through a few turns—much like a rollercoaster. Listen as Carson’s desperate attempt to make sense of Sonic the Hedgehog lore unravels, probably due to the fact that she’s never consumed any Sonic media. Meanwhile, Nick recounts his unexpectedly nightmarish Dollywood experience, and his unexpectedly NOT nightmarish haunted farm trip. Includes mature language.

In this episode we force Nick to confront his inner demons, explore deep space and the lost video diaries of Captain Picard, and unravel the mermaid murder mystery that inspired an unreleased Lana Del Rey song. If you have a mystery that needs solving, call up Blue Pearl and Rose Gore: the Bait and Tackle! Includes mature language.

ANYONE ELSE OUT THERE LIKE BARBIE MOVIES? Nick and Carson finally bite the bullet and make an entire episode about watching a movie. Close your eyes and imagine you’re in a theater as we audibly describe the events of cinematic masterpiece Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus, after these few short previews of Carson’s family’s Barbie lore. Includes mature language.

Welcome back! To a new season of Carson and Nick's conversations, cultivated just for you. For this first episode, we're taking a look back into the archives so far. Because, as anyone will tell you, the best comedy comes from revisiting previous content on the Internet. Carson immediately confuses Virginia Woolf with Sylvia Plath, but she thinks you should overlook it because her point still stands. Includes mature language.

She's so plain and unassuming we can't even remember her name. Nick's crusade to bring this podcast to a TikTok-era audience continues with an appeal to the wild, wonderful nest of internet-creativity known as. . .Wattpad! Includes mature language.