Southern Fried Headlines 

2: 9/20/19 May the Flying Spaghetti Monster provide you satisfaction in the perception of accomplishment

This week on Southern Fried Headlines, Google Earth solves a cold case, AlienStock is canceled and Pizza Hut and KFC are trying too hard. 

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Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant

https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/police-penguins-sushi-restaurant?fbclid=IwAR13Jr8UyhOr4eWc7WRu14BOt2Z0jEbEDqAPFf03svudsIWSzlP1wNqbZR4

Remains of a Man Missing for 22 Years Found by Google Earth

https://digit.fyi/remains-of-a-man-missing-for-22-years-found-by-google-earth/

California woman dreamed about eating engagement ring — woke up to find she really did

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/weird-news/california-woman-dreamed-about-eating-engagement-ring-woke-find-she-n1054626

Georgia grocery store removes Irish Spring soap ahead of Notre Dame-Georgia clash

https://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/ncaaf/2019/09/18/college-football-store-removes-irish-spring-notre-dame-georgia/2361846001/

Trumbull Co. sheriff’s deputies pull over Amish buggy with stereo system

https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/trumbull-co-sheriffs-deputies-pull-over-amish-buggy-with-stereo-system/

'Storm Area 51’ event canceled after everyone realizes it’s a horrible idea

https://www.airforcetimes.com/news/your-air-force/2019/09/11/storm-area-51-event-canceled-after-everyone-realizes-its-a-horrible-idea/

Texas Man Wanted After Allegedly Filing, Completing Divorce From Wife Without Her Knowing

https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/09/18/texas-man-wanted-after-filing-completing-divorce-from-wife-without-her-knowing/

KFC serving fried chicken sandwiched between 2 glazed donuts

https://www.wthr.com/article/kfc-serving-fried-chicken-sandwiched-between-2-glazed-donuts

Pastafarian pastor leads prayer at Alaska government meeting

https://www.apnews.com/06c11b92f92d427a8a38b5f1ab583080