This week on the Return of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast: John Hinkley Jr is back with a can't miss YouTube channel, Flamin Hot Cheetos aren't for monkeys and a Canadian Lawmaker takes his pants off again. Southern Fried Headlines 23: More Butter Than It Did https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   John Hinckley Jr who shot Ronald Reagan to woo Jodie Foster now … Texas woman fired after climbing into monkey enclosure, feeding … Canadian politician William Amos caught on camera urinating … West Virginia giving away guns during COVID-19 vaccine lottery Construction of 62-foot chicken underway in south Georgia - AP News Drunk teen arrested after breaking in, found sleeping in Milwaukee … BREAKING: Pepperidge Farm's 'Golden Butter ... - Top Class Actions

This week the show takes a moment of silence for George Floyd and all of the other victims of racism.

On this episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, India catches a Pakistani spy pigeon, a man gets arrested for wrestling a bear at the zoo and you not have to prove your relationship status to visit Denmark. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   Indian officials claim capture of another 'spy pigeon from Pakistan' in IoK Airline resumes flights to Italy (but turns around when airport's shut) Man fined for animal cruelty and not wearing face mask after wrestling with bear at Polish zoo Denmark eases travel for separated couples Twins' Class AA team, Pensacola Blue Wahoos, list stadium on Airbnb for $1,500 per night

Southern Fried Headlines 20: Dinosaur Selfies This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, L.A. has a liquor store on wheels, men wearing watermelons as masks rob a Virginia convenience store and a man breaks into a museum to take dinosaur selfies. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   SFH-20 HKU hamster research shows masks effective in preventing Covid-19 transmission L.A.'s First Legal Liquor Store on Wheels Will Be Selling Booze on the Streets Starting Next Week Only in New Zealand: Woman wanting payment holds sheep for ransom Duo wearing watermelons on their heads steals from Sheetz in Virginia Priest uses squirt gun to shoot holy water in fight against coronavirus Guy Breaks Into Australian Museum For Dinosaur Selfies SC restaurant uses blow-up dolls to make restaurant look full, ensure social distancing

Southern Fried Headlines 19: Wine Heist   On this episode of the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a man steals his mom's car on Mother's day, someone wins a golf tournament with just a putter and they want to use urine to make concrete on the moon.   https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   SFH-19   Kansas man who sought trial by combat now wants ex-wife evaluated Florida protestors do squats, pushups outside courthouse in call to reopen gyms Mother's Day Police Chase Starts when Man Steals his Mom's Car Using only a putter, man wins Arizona amateur event Space agency: Human urine could help make concrete on moon Missouri Lawmakers Defeat Amendment To Require They Consume Marijuana Before Voting Man Climbs Under Moving Big Rig Filled With Wine, Begins Drinking From Tank

Southern Fried Headlines 18: Juice Box 03/13/2020: This week on The Southern Fried Headines Podcast a juvenile steals a juice box from the school cafeteria. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected] https://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2020/03/09/stolen-juice-box-investigation/

2/28/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a Colorado town make a dog the mayor, a hostage situation is difused with a candy bar and McGruff the Crime Dog goes to jail. https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   Big Dog Wearing Tie Becomes Mayor of Small Colorado Town Five-hour hostage situation in Irish prison diffused with Mars bar Abilene woman accused of robbing 7-Eleven, coming back and trying to use 'movie money' Red Line Rerouted To Loop When Naked Man Gets On Train Woman with bullet in her head given band-aid, released from hospital "McGruff the Crime Dog" actor gets 16 years in prison  

02/21/20: This week on the Southern Fried Headlines Podcast: Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel is performing illegaly, a women becomes a getaway driver on a first date and the 2020 Fish Sandwich Wars have officially begun.   https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   Twiggy the water-skiing squirrel is performing illegally in Vancouver Company releases 'Politics Scented Candle' made from genuine horse poop: 'Subtle notes of bureaucracy' Arby's starts a turf war with McDonald's over fish sandwiches before Lent season Australian man guilty of using cellphone while riding horse because he didn't have a hands-free device They met on a dating app. Then he robbed a bank on their first date and forced her to be the getaway driver Man with 'Crime Pays' tattoo arrested after yet another police pursuit Woman charged for repeatedly calling 911 becaus her parents shut off her cell phone

Southern Fried Headlines  15: Attack Squirrel   02/07/20: This week on The Southern Fried Headlines Podcast, a crododile needs rescuing,  the Weinermobile gets grilled and the San Antonio Zoo is selling cockroaches named after you ex.      https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]   Indonesia offers reward for plucking tyre off giant crocodile's neck Wienermobile Grilled by Police After Being Pulled Over for Traffic Infraction Avocado crime soared ahead of American Super Bowl Florida troopers find narcotics in bag labeled 'Bag Full of Drugs' Man accused of keeping 'attack squirrel' set to appear in Limestone County court San Antonio Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to the animals on Valentine's Day          

Southern Fried Headlines  14: Devil Cat   01/31/20: This week on Southern Fried Headlines, the World's Worst Cat is put up for adoption, a man lights a joint in a court room and Mitch Romney is the ultimate rebel.    https://twitter.com/SFPHeadlines https://facebook.com/SFPHeadlines   [email protected]     'World's worst cat' up for adoption at North Carolina shelter. 'She's just a jerk.' Utah bill prohibits people behind on child support payments from getting hunting license Police: Man smokes marijuana in Wilson County courtroom while pleading for legalization Romney busted for bringing 'contraband' BYU chocolate milk bottle to impeachment trial Possibly eyebrow-less arsonist sought after beauty salon torched in Vaughan Man cited for using fake skeleton to drive in HOV lane Adoption offers pour in for grouchy feline famously dubbed 'world's worst cat' in NC