
Ahh would you rather. The game of choice for people trying to ask you weird questions without seeming weird for asking them. This week, we go off the deep end and ask some each other some truly insane sh*t.
Jan 9, 2024
10 min

Don't laugh. Peacocks are vicious. He stole my calzone, then had the audacity to SKWAWWW at me! I'm telling you man, they're vile, vicious creatures and have NO business walking around the Bronx Zoo like they own the place.
Let us know your terrible peacock experiences down below!
Jan 8, 2024
11 min

Yea you read that right, hotdogs are tacos. A poptart is a calzone. Pigs and a blanket are sushi. join us this week as we discuss the Unified Theory Of Food, otherwise known as the Food Cube Theory.
Dec 14, 2023
10 min

So there you are sitting on your couch eating your watermelon and BOOM, your ex texts you from jail asking for help. What would you do? Would you offer them actual help or just suggest they don't drop any soap.
Dec 6, 2023
14 min

Everyones dreamed it but what would really happen if Pokémon were real? Well...murderous hamsters and child abductions via balloons.
Nov 28, 2023
15 min

Salad forks. Soup spoons. No bonging boinkers on the first date. We've all experienced these outdated social norms throughout our life and we think it's time they changed.
Join us this week as we talk about some dating and dining rules that really grind our gears!
Feb 1, 2023
20 min

There are some things in this world I would never buy, no matter how much money I had. Even if I won the mega millions, I refuse to buy buy some Kanye West white T's. It just doesn't make sense!
Join us this week as we discuss the things we would never buy, but super rich people do anyway.
Jan 17, 2023
19 min

Don't remember those terrible days in grade school playing opposite day? What if today was not opposite day? Would not our dogs meow and cats bark bark? What's the opposite of bacon?
Leave us alone this week on Somewhere Underground! And don't you dare leave a comment. We dislike you Strongly!
Jan 10, 2023
19 min

I've always loved the idea of Santa's Elves. Just chilling in a magical village all year long, making toys and eating candy. Drinking hot cocoa at the local elf bar. And that got me thinking...what kind of elf would I be? What if I was an elf that didn't believe in Santa? What would a conspiracy theory elf look like?
We explore all of this and more in this weeks episode of Somewhere Underground!
Dec 28, 2022
20 min

Have you ever wondered how Santa actually is when he's delivering presents? What he eats, how he stays awake? How he deals with people all night and doesn't get robbed?
No? Well, have no fear, Somewhere Underground has you covered! Join us this week as we discuss how delivering presents around the world would really go.
Dec 24, 2022
20 min
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