WE ARE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On today's episode we welcome ourselves back, talk about the show going forward, and take an emphatic stance on gender reveals (0:00 - 2:10). We bring Johnny on the show from "The Johnny Hot Socks Show" and we talk about absurd dating techniques, insane ways to "get the girl or guy", and just how crazy, hard, and easy (at times) the internet has made the dating game (2:30 - 1:09:00). We may have gotten deeper than we intended, but hey we are all in this together. We know its long, but it is the DEBUT, so listen and enjoy! See ya next week Subscribe and rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/TWITTER - @distancing_pod Voicemail/Text - 6178558066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

On today's episode we get into radio vs podcasts and the Emergency Room 0:00. The New PC compliment 4:10.  Eric may have a problem with a 3 year old kid, his bike, and the word snazzy 7:00. It's an iMac, that Goddamn Tim Cook, and Apple sucks again - they’ve murdered the USB 12:30. The new iWindow 15:30. A world without cell phones 18:40. ****New segment alert!**** We “debate” through a segment about what era (decade) you’d want to grow up in, where Eric debates himself with a TON of info on his era and Caroline doesn’t follow her own rules as she went and studied the WHOLE 1900s . We get into all the music, fashion, food, songs, movies, and drinks (find out how sex on the beach was invented) from those eras- 20:00.  Caroline apologies for possibly losing the "debate" 37:00.  Love and Hate of the week kicks off at - 39:45. I’m a fit girl now, and what is Blockbuster up to. Heat sucks, corona task force, snitch line, and fines. Ac Slater or Zach Slater ? Caroline gets big mad and trashes on Eric for “canceling” a “planned” getaway which he attempts to justify. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Enjoy! Subscribe and rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_pod Voicemail/Text - 6178558066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

On today's episode we get into puking the night of or the morning after (1:20). We identify Carolines' stomach as a coward (5:00). Our friend dropped us an awesome idea for a new episode (6:00). We shame the most consistently unrealistic suggestions about food (7:40). What the hell happened to car pool lanes (9:55)? New zodiac signs and Eric goes in on how dumb and fraudulent tarot card and palm readers can be (11:25). We admit why we didn't release and episode earlier this week (15:00). Will we ever keep a show date promise (16:30)? Finally we get into a huge, fun, and hilarious 'Love and Hate' segment where Caroline shows LOTS of love but hates that sports are back, and of course Eric stokes those hatred flames like not many can (18:00). We wrap it by asking, how long is too long for a drive thru (36:00)? Enjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_podVOICEMAIL LINE (and text) - 617 855 8066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

On today's episode we pretty much shit on Apple, U2, and the gullible masses. We give PornHub an amazing idea and we give a compliment? to Mark Zuckerberg. Finally at the 14:38 minute mark, we welcome on Mary Fitzgerald of 'Selling Sunset' on Netflix, and the Oppenheim Group Real Estate Brokerage. She had tons to say on age differences in relationships, the drama on the show, how reality tv works, and the big things to come on season 3 debuting August 7th! We wrap it up with a promise you all better hold us to.  Enjoy Subscribe and rate 5 stars on iTunesIG/Twitter - @distancing_pod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

On today's episode we welcome on Nicole Mortell! We get into the fat baby and gross food (1:26). We visit UMASS and crunchy Northampton (5:00). We address what the WHOLE world has been wondering, why it took so long to post episode 11, being late to commitments and an eventful Tuesday night (5:45).  The age old question of what takes longer, buying a car, or sunglasses gets discussed (15:00). Is Volkswagen a girls car (17:15) and do you remember punch buggy and strip padiddle (18:00)? Ever experience a smelly undercarriage when hooking up with someone???? Clean yourself (19:42 )! What would you do if someone told you during sex that you stunk down there (22:00)?Precautionary showers (25:00)! Voicemail is back!!!! - Patrick Mahomes, what you’d do with 500 million (26:55), and at 31:28 distance makes the heart grow fonder?! FINALLY the HUGE return for Love and Hate of the week - little and BIG new things, getting the same dog twice, Trump/Kanye, it gets controversial and passionate about a good tv show Eric loves, and we shit on Tom Brady (a lot) (38:28). We wrap it all up at the 56:40 markEnjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_podVOICEMAIL LINE (and text) - 617 855 8066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

JUNE 24, 2020ON TODAY'S EPISODE CAROLINE WAS CRIPPLED BY A HANGOVER AND LOST ALL RESPECT SHE HAD FROM THE BAKING COMMUNITY (1:45). Sea lions cause mass hysteria (5:15). WE HIT ON JOHN B AND SARAH FROM 'OUTER BANKS' DATING IN REAL LIFE (7:12)! BREAKUPS SUCK, WE TELL YOU HOW TO DEAL (OR NOT) WITH A FRESH BREAKUP, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU BOTH HAVE THE SAME GROUP OF FRIENDS, YOU STILL GOING ON THAT TRIP (8:50)?!?!? WEAPONIZE THE BREAKUP (16:10)! WE DISCUSS SOMEONE BEING BATHED BY...THEIR MOM (19:30). FINALLY, WE KNOW THE WORLD HAS BEEN WAITING, WE ANSWER A VOICEMAIL ABOUT SPORTS AND CAROLINE GIVES HER EXPERT THOUGHTS (25:20). WE WRAP THINGS UP WITH THE THIRD INSTALLMENT OF OUR 'POTENTIAL NEW WEEKLY SEGMENT, SEGMENT' (32:00) AND ASK YOU FOR YOUR HELP IN DECIDING THE NEW NAME OF OUR SHOW (34:20)!!!Enjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_podVOICEMAIL LINE (and text) - 617 855 8066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

JUNE 14, 2020ON TODAY'S EPISODE ERIC CRIES AND WE KIND OF REVIEW FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS THE MOVIE. WE HIT ON MOVIES THAT MAKE US CRY EVERY TIME WE WATCH (7:15). WE TALK ABOUT OUR FIRST ACTUAL DAY/NIGHT OUT FOR DRINKS IN MASSACHUSETTS SINCE THE PHASES BEGAN (9:40). WE FINALLY DEBUT VOICEMAILS AND THINGS GET...FETISHY? (11:15). WE (TRY TO) DEBUT A NEW SEGMENT "I DISSENT", IT WENT ABOUT AS GOOD AS IT SOUNDS (27:44)Enjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_podVOICEMAIL LINE (and text) - 617 855 8066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

June 10, 2020On today's episode we tackle some restaurant etiquette (3:43). Caroline says I'm cheap, but is she in need of gamblers anonymous (5:27)? Free Food (9:50)?! We discuss the worlds most pretentious snob, the coffee snob (11:15). We also briefly touch on how good, or embarrassing, I was during our first date (12:40). We ask the question we are all kind of wondering, where the hell did Corona go (15:26)?! I randomly shit on the national honors society (16:18). We then get into some quarantine infidelity, cheating, sex, and ask do you actually like your significant other (19:50). The debut of our potential new weekly segment 'Love and Hate' (31:53). AND FINALLY we release the shows big announcement (36:26)!Enjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_podVOICEMAIL LINE (and text) - 617 855 8066 --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

June 1, 2020On today's episode we give our MUCH anticipated final opinions on the Call Her Daddy situation following the first new episode with out Sophia (1:35-5:35). We hit on something you MUST do while driving, and make fun of "Jeep Life" (5:36-9:52). Weathermen continue to suck (13:08-15:26). Finally we hit on the big topic of today's episode, catfishing and what should be required of you on Tinder and Bumble (15:36-30:25). Finally finally we update you all with a potential new segment (30:26-31:53)!!Enjoy!!!Subscribe and Rate 5 stars on iTunes! IG/Twitter - @distancing_pod --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message

May 25, 2020HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!! On todays episode being hungover in the heat, SUCKS. We hit on upset tummies and how annoying is it when someone does something without when you've made it known that you REALLY want to do it?! We address the Call Her Daddy nonsense, which leads us into a big convo about the generational divide with LINGO and hanging out with the opposite sex. We wrap it up going balls to spine with some techniques in the bathroom concerning the big #2.Enjoy!@distancing_pod on IG and TwitterSocial Distancing Podcast on iTunes - hit subscribe and give us 5 stars! --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/social-distancing-podcast/message