Can I Go Home Now?
Can I Go Home Now?
John Kennedy and Lucas Zelnick
Comedians Lucas Zelnick and John Kennedy have no beliefs except for what's funny or benefits them personally. Join them as they tell stories from their lives and make fun of absolutely everything. --- To get one bonus episode a week join our Patreon at patreon.com/canigohomenow --- We are a satirical podcast.
Jousting For Free?!
🎵 Jamie's back, back in the post-vacation mood 🎵 With all the boys together again, the great question of how fast someone can pee in miles per hour comes up, leading to ChatGPT intervening. Lucas shares how he had to explain the Civil War to his British girlfriend. The boys talk about going to a renaissance fair together, and a new segment is introduced: Jamie's Causes. Join our Patreon to get one bonus episode a week. We’ve tried it before. We’ll try it again: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy⁠
Jun 3, 2024
1 hr 8 min
You Don’t Want To Trip There
Back from a long stretch on the road, Lucas regales John about his time at the Netflix comedy festival and hanging with Shane Gillis. He also dives into the story of his first time tripping which leads to riffing on the worst times and places to trip. Lucas also tells the tale of meeting an Uber driver who believed he had superpowers, and John has a surprisingly high Uber Rating. Can you guess how high? Join our Patreon to get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy⁠
May 27, 2024
58 min
CLICK THE LINK MARTY
With Lucas on the road, J.P. McDade joins Jamie and John on the pod. Together, the Js talk about how the internet is grossly misused (including TikTok and some wild bots on Twitter), the Dave Chappelle Combine, and J.P. 's experience writing for the roast of Tom Brady.  Keep an eye out for J.P.’s special dropping sometime in July. Make sure to give it a view! A moment of this episode went hilariously off the rails. It can only be seen on our Patreon. To watch the clip and get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow  ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy⁠ J.P: @mcdadebaby
May 20, 2024
41 min
Women In The Workplace 2K25
With Lucas on the road, John and Jamie are joined by British comedian and Yale graduate, Simon Fraser. On the road in Cincinnati last week, Jamie and Simon encountered a man who was WAY too into disc golf and had a distinct disdain for “ball golf.” The boys dive into the top UK cartoons. They also discuss how creepy it is when video game creators make really hot women in games and wonder what if video games included real-life social issues. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow
May 13, 2024
50 min
You Know What’s Funny?
John’s out of town leaving Jamie and Lucas running the show and answering your Patreon questions. Last week, you all weighed in agreeing with Jamie that Jim Carrey is NOT funny, but Lucas thinks maybe that’s just Jamie pretending to be cool. Together, the boys talk about the number one underground school in the country, the Colorado School of Mines. Lucas talks about what he’s learned in his 20s and what it was like losing his virginity. Join our Patreon to ask your questions, join in on the Jim Carrey debate, and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy
May 6, 2024
48 min
And That’s How You Topple The Queen
With Lucas away, it’s just the boys. On this boys' pod, John reveals to Jamie that he’s been going hard on some chess, shares some conspiracy theories, and mentions he’s entering a new life chapter. Together, the Jamie and John start inventing things, including a urinal for women. And they discuss such matters as how difficult it is to be poor and if you can go from being dumb to being smart. Join our Patreon to ask your questions, join in on the Jim Carrey debate, and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy
Apr 29, 2024
53 min
I’m Not Supposed To Like You
With Jamie and John in the studio, Lucas comes in hot with some podcast feedback. Starting with himself, Lucas notes he doesn't listen, Jamie is mean, and John is hilarious. With the notes in hand, the guys attempt to do an exercise to put the feedback into effect. They also discuss race, growing up shy, and rich kids.Tata Jay. Join our Patreon to ask your questions and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy
Apr 22, 2024
49 min
Straight Potluck
All three hosts are in this week answering your questions from Patreon. While answering, Lucas goes earnest, Jamie goes joking, and John gets taught how to read without pausing. We appreciate all the questions and support! Join our Patreon to ask your questions and get one bonus episode a week: https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy
Apr 15, 2024
40 min
When Do You Forgive The Germans?
Joining John and Lucas on the pod this week is Ruby Setnik, Lucas’s self-proclaimed greatest opener. In this stand-up heavy episode, they talk about John’s style of joke writing, types of audiences, and dealing with anxiety on stage. Outside of the shop talk, Lucas does some doubling down on personal takes and discusses John’s drinking.  To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at ⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow⁠⁠⁠ ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy
Apr 8, 2024
52 min
Dom Lovingly, Dom Firmly, Dom Compassionately
Lucas and Jamie are in studio this week riffing on dom and sub relationships. It’s been a minute since it was just these two hosts together, and they dove right into talking about exposés including ‘Quiet on Set’ and sharing their perspectives on what it was like for Jamie to perform at the Comedy Cellar between Dave Chappel and Chris Rock. To get one bonus episode a week, join our Patreon at ⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/canigohomenow⁠⁠ ••• Follow Us On Instagram CIGHN: ⁠⁠@canigohomenowpod⁠⁠ Jamie: ⁠⁠@jamiewolfcomedy⁠⁠ Lucas: ⁠⁠@lucaszelnick ⁠⁠ John: ⁠⁠@johnhenrykennedy
Apr 1, 2024
56 min
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