Happy April Fool’s Day from Snow 135. To celebrate the holiday, we’ve compiled a list of DOs and DON’Ts for college life. We’d like you to keep in mind that this list of tips is done without any factual basis. It is fiction.

A dance performance by Snow 135 at the BYU 185th Ward Talent Show on March 24.

Part 1: The trip to Vegas. Part 2: Dan is pelted by pennies and we make good on a promise.

March 5th. Snow 135 sings Disney Classics. The order of the songs is as follows: "After Today" from A Goofy Movie, "I'll Make A Man Out of You" from Mulan, "Belle" from Beauty and the Beast, and finally "A Whole New World" from Aladdin. We apologize ahead of time to all those of you that are musically inclined for any extreme discomfort you may experience while listening. Otherwise, enjoy.

This episode takes place in the kitchen a few hours after we finished railing on Dan, but you wouldn't know it because Jonny Boy and Allen still refuse to let Dan forget about the contents of his iPod. Discussing music, we find out how Dana pronounces Rihanna and then Timmy goes off on a tirade about mispronounced words.

Tonight, Powerline finds Dan in the Hotseat. His iPod is hooked up to the stereo system and his inner-musical fantasies are exposed. On fire from both embarrassing music and the comments of his peers, Dan promises to make this episode a good one. Delisa guest stars.

Tonight's episode starts with the roommates applauding Dan for helping Jonny Boy out of a sticky situation and then progresses to Timmy auctioning off a slab of meat to Dan. Later, a momentous occasion in Snow 135--part of Allen's stomach is exposed. Tavis on Ambien attempts to pick a fight with Allen and Dan finds a surprise in his room.

This episode comes after 20 minutes of conversation, full of Timmy singing a Brand New song. The conversations in this episode include the reason Timmy sings this song, a look into the roommate known as Timmy, and a discussion of the binary computer language...135 style.

The kitchen conversations of Feb 23. Included are remarks on Pitbulls under beds, the reason we can't get girls, talk about a cake made for us, and a discussion on making out while driving.

The kitchen conversations taking place late Feb 21 / early Feb 22 Note: Real names of people outside Snow 135 have been replaced