Send us Fan Mail Happy New Year from Smeared Mascara! Brooke and Mandy are entering 2026 in an organized and clear fashion. The ladies have some goals that are going to help them thrive in this new era of life. Listen as they share ideas that will hopefully inspire you to live a cuntier life. Of course there are side conversations to hear, and duh, frankfurters are discussed… but would you expect anything else from these hot dawg queens??? So please hydrate and watch your sodium i...